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[tehpuck]

Do you know how long it's been since I last went out, to some public venue such as... the park, or the town square, and sat down and did some people-watching? Went out amongst the adoring public for simply the joy of being near the public, graced all of you with my shared presence simply for the sake of gracing you? Just lounged about outside of my

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THIS IS ATORA ROLLING HER EYES. HARD.

[sohappyforyou]

THIS IS ROBIN. DOING... INNAPROPRIATE THINGS. HARD.

[tehpuck]

I'M SCARED TO ASK WHAT THOSE THINGS ARE. BUT MEH. CURIOSITY.

[sohappyforyou]

And still your ego astounds me.

IT'LL LET YOUR IMAGINATION FILL IN THE BLANKS 'CAUSE I DUNNO WHAT ALL THOSE POSITIONS ARE CALLED.

[tehpuck]

You enjoy every minute of it; admit it. The shock and awe factor keeps you coming back for more each time.

OHOHOHO! KIDS, PLEASE LEAVE THE ROOM.

[sohappyforyou]

Has anybody suggested getting yourself checked for possible brain damage?

[tehpuck]

Only on certain curse days. This is not one of them, though your attitude about my unclothed form suggest that for you, possibly, it is.

[sohappyforyou]

My brain is just fine. The day that I start considering you attractive in any way? That's when I start needing the doctor.

[tehpuck]

You poor, poor, crazy girl. Your delusion seems to be that you think everyone is insane but you? Tsk, you have my pity.

[sohappyforyou]

No, just you. And shove your pity.

[tehpuck]

Shove it where? If you're going to tell me what you want, you should at least do me the courtesy of being specific, Atora.

[sohappyforyou]

Up your ass.

Happy now?

Don't even fix your mouth to say anything about me thinking about any of your body parts.

[tehpuck]

Only if you enjoy sticking things up my ass, Atora. Anything further would be crude, now, wouldn't it?