EIGHTY

[tehpuck]

Everyone not inconsolably tainted or suddenly murderous, please raise your hand! If you're not sure about this, find out if, thus far in the day, anyone's asked you, "Is something wrong?" or "What's different about you, today?" Otherwise, you're just truly stupid, but if that's the case, I doubt taken time out of my busy schedule to deal with you,

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[cal_sitter]

My plan involves avoiding bloodshed if at all possible, but it's flexible.

Private//Unhackable

[tehpuck]

And how do you propose we accomplish that miracle feat?

Private//Unhackable

[cal_sitter]

I wish I could say.

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[tehpuck]

I like sedatives. It worked last time.

[ohrosalita]

I think I could be consoled.

[tehpuck]

Maybe later. I'll pencil you in for tomorrow.

[ohrosalita]

I'm pretty sure tomorrow's gonna be Cal's slot, along with the rest of the homicidal half of the city.

[tehpuck]

No, no, I don't encroach upon fraternal bonding, that's Niko.

[valentineluke]

Needing help?

[tehpuck]

We're fine! Wondrous, peachy, amazing! Fantastic, fine!

(Filtered)

[valentineluke]

Assuming I've interpreted all this as a roundabout request for aid - I have the ability to move at a high rate of speed. That along with vampiric strength, can probably lend a useful hand in subduing.

(Filtered)

[tehpuck]

The offer is truly charming, but no.

filtered;

[luthored]

Robin, the bleeding heart? It's very convincing.

This means you'll be out all day, right?

filtered;

[tehpuck]

I really don't have the patience to properly rebuke that, at moment, you'll have to forgive me.

Most of it. Hermes willing, this turns out alright, I'll probably return, but I doubt that'll be the case; I assume you can console yourself with my absence.

filtered;

[luthored]

Well I would throw a party, but I'm sort of busy myself. By the way, while you're out, watch out for blond sociopaths.

filtered;

[tehpuck]

I always watch for blonde psychopaths. They're the kind of thing that stands out.

I'm warmed by your concern for me.

[halfed]

Going to take your own advice this time?

[tehpuck]

If I'm not feeling hypocritical. It depends.

[halfed]

And how do you feel today, Puck?

[tehpuck]

I feel like not dying or being mutilated, personally. You?