SEVENTY-NINE

[tehpuck]

Clubs, again? Well, everyone who got this card, please line up all nice and orderly so I can tell you how much older I am than you. And wiser, more worldly, more handsome, the list goes on.

I got into a few others, too, but they're inconsequential. I'm much more amused by this one and this.

As for this, thank you, but I'm not closeted

Comments

[fowlprodigy]

The Thieves' Guild. I suppose one does not get that one if that is their past.

[tehpuck]

You gave up thievery? Why would you ever do that?

[fowlprodigy]

It is a very long story. One that Holly is very familiar with as well.

[tehpuck]

Oh, yes, then you would be Artemis.

You know, I knew Artemis. The original one. Terrible prude, her.

[banditfox]

Please don't.

[tehpuck]

Run around naked? No, of course not. That's a fertility ritual, and, as we all know, I don't need any help in that department.

[banditfox]

Then there's no reason for your heart to be shattered.

[tehpuck]

No, but it's the thought that counts.

So, tell me, Kurama, who pissed in your coffee, this morning?

[cal_sitter]

I'm sure you've missed Lupercalia before and survived.

[tehpuck]

Yes, at the price of my good mood. Care to put a smile on my face?

[cal_sitter]

Not just at present, and never the way you intend.

[tehpuck]

But that means eventually...