SEVENTY-NINE

[tehpuck]

Clubs, again? Well, everyone who got this card, please line up all nice and orderly so I can tell you how much older I am than you. And wiser, more worldly, more handsome, the list goes on.

I got into a few others, too, but they're inconsequential. I'm much more amused by this one and this.

As for this, thank you, but I'm not closeted

Comments

[cal_sitter]

I'm sure you've missed Lupercalia before and survived.

[tehpuck]

Yes, at the price of my good mood. Care to put a smile on my face?

[cal_sitter]

Not just at present, and never the way you intend.

[tehpuck]

But that means eventually...

[cal_sitter]

No, never. Stop trying.

[tehpuck]

Fine, fine, ruin my good mood.

Healing up well?

[cal_sitter]

Of course. And you?

[tehpuck]

Niko. I do live with a... magical... healing elf.

[cal_sitter]

[tehpuck]

Well, I do.

[cal_sitter]

She isn't your personal physician, Goodfellow. I hope you said thank you.

[tehpuck]

Niko, I don't have a mother, but that doesn't mean you have to fill in for that role.

[cal_sitter]

You're on my route.

[tehpuck]

That is, coming from you, extremely discomforting.

[cal_sitter]

Don't ask me to comfort you.

[tehpuck]

Don't get my hopes up.