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teh_slush

AURAL SEX JOKES GO HERE

Oct 26, 2010 02:26

HI SO BECAUSE REILI DOESN'T WANT ME TO FINISH WRITING ABOUT TINY FRANK AND TINY CROSSDRESSING GERARD, I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A POST TO COMBAT HER RECENT ONE ABOUT WRITING ON THE BODY AND WHY IT IS HOT ( Read more... )

ahahaha, slush is a creeper, i don't need a kinky sex tag, someone shut me up, so many videos, music is my soul soul

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1st_eggokage October 26 2010, 07:45:08 UTC

ugh i had a huge comment and ELJAY ATE IT FML. ;o; ANYWAY THIS POST IS GREAT AND THESE ARE THINGS YOU FORGOT:

The bridge. Like, all of it? But mostly that scream. aklsjdflasdfs ADAM.

Ohno. Just... Ohno, okay? A line like "I take your life forever / You take my life forever" should not be at all sexy. And yet. AND YET.

Not linking here, but Honey, Medicine Man, The Boys Are Too Refined, and Molasses. I can seriously talk about Greta all day. JFC HOW SO HOT.

Wild, by Poe, which youtube does not want to let me embed. Just. Auuuuugh. Annie Danielewski get in my pants.

This shouldn't be hot. This really, really shouldn't be hot. And yet it IS. ._.

Chibiiiiiii. I adore her voice in general? But this song does things to me in my panties. just. that hoarse whispery stuff she does. akldjflsakdjf.

teh_slush October 26 2010, 07:49:56 UTC

OH DERP DERP VOLTAIRE WHY AREN'T YOU IN MY POST ANYWAY, I WANT TO FUCK YOUR EVERYTHING.

But yeah I should've just put up EVERYTHING ADAM LAMBERT HAS EVER DONE because lskdjf that man is made of magic.

And Gretaaaa how did I even forget Greta. Just. Everything about her.

EVERYTHING.

1st_eggokage October 26 2010, 07:55:02 UTC

Greta's voice is liquid sex, okay. warm and sweet and slow on a hot sunday afternoon with nothing else to do. that is the kind of sex Greta's voice is.

...that made no sense.

teh_slush October 26 2010, 07:58:31 UTC

Is this the part where we get to describe people's voices by the kind of sex they are.

Because Adam's voice is all the weird kinky shit you never thought you'd like until you tried it, and suddenly you're addicted and can't get enough.

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1st_eggokage October 26 2010, 07:51:35 UTC

p.s. PLACER CULPABLE KTHX. Which is nowhere to be found on youtube but GAAAAAABE ASDKLFJSD.

Also the second verse of Big Poppa and Diamond Girl.

Let's just say GABE SINGING IN SPANISH okay? okay.

teh_slush October 26 2010, 07:54:30 UTC

THIS. GABE SHOULD JUST SPEAK SPANISH ALL THE TIME. SUAREZ TOO.

1st_eggokage October 26 2010, 07:56:02 UTC

NNNNNGH ALEX SUAREZ. god it's not like I'm not completely used to spanish! why is it so fucking hot when these boys speak it.

1st_eggokage October 26 2010, 08:00:12 UTC

also also if we are going to talk about rolling R's. we should probs talk about our old fandom. Because. Kitamitsu in Fire Beat. The first verse? Yeah. Yeah. /purrs

...OH ALSO I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT KOKI AND HOW HIS SONGS ARE DUMB AND SHOULD NOT BE HOT EVER AND THEN THEY SECRETLY ARE SOMEHOW? IT'S MAGIC IDEFK.

teh_slush October 26 2010, 08:02:37 UTC

OH LOL KOKI. KOKI YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ACTUALLY BE HOT WHILE SINGING A SONG CALLED "MAKE U WET." IT'S JUST NOT PROPER.

But yeah nnnngh moonboys and your actual talent and your rolling of R's. Not fair.

UNRELATED HAVE YOU SEEN THAT CLIP OF NPH SINGING THE CONFRONTATION. BECAUSE I DIED.

1st_eggokage October 26 2010, 08:04:35 UTC

what. WHAT OH GOD WHERE ASLDKFJSD GIMME.

teh_slush October 26 2010, 08:07:03 UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhXsJjVdj1E

I DON'T EVEN, NPH YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO SING THOSE LOW NOTES, YOU ARE A TENOR.

/swoon swoon swoon

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kisforkurama October 26 2010, 08:34:23 UTC

ahahahaha not only did he COVER it, he played the good ol' Doctor.

no joke, best shit ever OH MY GOD GET IN MY PANTS ANTHONY STEWART HEAD.

teh_slush October 26 2010, 08:35:34 UTC

lskjfslk nnnnngh why was I never informed about this. I LOVE THE UNIVERSE.

madcap_shiny October 26 2010, 22:13:14 UTC

ffffff between this and reilli's post i am being undone here okay

*discreetly saves to bookmarks*

Also? Now that I've taken a moment to really pay attention to the invisible rolled R in House of Wolves, I am trying to understand, like. How does it EXIST. A-and how did Gerard manage to give the word ASHES an R. And for the millionth time HOW IS HE EVEN REAL I MEAN HOW

teh_slush October 26 2010, 22:17:08 UTC

voicekink is the best kink okay

Yeah, I. I don't even know how to deal with Gerard Arthur Way.

HE HAS THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE NOTES OF HIS OWN SONGS. HE HAS THE RIGHT TO ADD W'S TO RANDOM WORDS THAT DON'T START WITH CONSONANTS. HE HAS THE RIGHT TO USE A FAKE ACCENT THAT DOES NOT EXIST IN REAL LIFE EVERY TIME HE GETS UP ON STAGE. I GUESS HE JUST HAS THE RIGHT TO ROLL R'S THAT AREN'T ACTUALLY THERE, TOO.

I AM NOT GOING TO COMPLAIN.