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Sep 22, 2008 19:23

Stolen from 1st_eggokage
Comment with any ship from a fandom you know I like or am familiar with. I will then go on about said ship for at least one hundred words. Perhaps more! Feel free to comment with ships I like, ships I hate, or ships where my opinion is neutral or unknown. I'll be honest and diplomatic about all of them, with a bit of added flail for ( Read more... )

this post is pointless, random, sleep is nice, i can't say rape ten times in one second, meme

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davaidavaidavai September 22 2008, 23:39:15 UTC
WELL IN HONOR OF YOUR NEWFOUND LOVE

THESE TWO.

KAKKOOIIIIIIII.

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teh_slush September 22 2008, 23:47:44 UTC
AHAHAHAHA.

They would be the strangest couple. Krauser would top. Every time. And then they would make sweet sweet rapelove all night long. Except then Krauser might use him up too quickly and have to go rape the air to finish up. Or the Tokyo Tower if they happen to be there at the time. Which they probably visit weekly for sexings.
EXCEPT
If Negi forgot to put his makeup on.
Then he would flail and whine about AIKAWA-SAAAAAN and Wada would be all "DUDE WE DO THIS EVERY NIGHT STOP STRUGGLING" and it would be hilarious.

...There has to be a doujin following that exact plot. Somewhere.

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spraytape September 22 2008, 23:44:18 UTC
Doppio
Slash
Robinson

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teh_slush September 23 2008, 00:01:20 UTC
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE BOY FROM SARDINIA ( ... )

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spraytape September 23 2008, 00:05:08 UTC
LOLLING FOREVER

DO

FRANZ/WES

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teh_slush September 23 2008, 00:17:39 UTC
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A QUIET LITTLE BOY NAMED WESTHER

HE HAD AMNESIA AND WAS SAD AND ALONE IN HIS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

UNTIL ILLUSO SPOTTED HIS INNER BEAUTY AND SEDUCED HIM

SEXILY

AND THEY HAD SEX

SEVERAL TIMES

OFFSCREEN!

BUT THEN ONE DAY HE DECIDED TO GO ONSCREEN. TO OYE'S HOUSE

"HEY MAN"

"BLINK"LIVE WITH ME MAN YOUR'E COOL MAN ( ... )

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kiraqueen September 23 2008, 00:08:02 UTC
YOU DON'T HATE ME FOR THAT, YOU LOVE ME.

I'M TEMPTED TO ASK FOR KRAUSER/NEGISHI OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE THAT.

OR LIKE. WEEDSPAGON/WHOEVER.

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teh_slush September 23 2008, 00:19:09 UTC
YOU'RE RIGHT, I STILL LOVE YOU

PICK A WHOEVER FOR WEEDSPAGON SO I CAN TEST MY LUCK

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kiraqueen September 23 2008, 00:21:01 UTC
I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING, MY BRAIN IS STILL IN LOLPUCCIANDDIOAREGAY MODE.

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teh_slush September 23 2008, 00:30:15 UTC
PUCCI AND DIO ARE GAY, HAVE BEEN GAY, AND ALWAYS WILL BE GAY

THERE'S NOT MUCH FOR YOUR BRAIN TO PONDER ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO THEM BEING GAY

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youkanfever September 23 2008, 00:08:40 UTC
Ciocio and WOO WOO WOO :>

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teh_slush September 23 2008, 00:28:53 UTC
Cio and Secco are impossibly canon and it's impossible to write something that will convince someone of their love because it's right there.

Cio and Seccy are actually really cute. They do the whole S+M thing really equally and trade off because they both like being in either position. They never have to squabble over who gets to be on top.

It probably also helps that Secco is half-retarded and Cio could convince him to do anything he wants anyway. But that detracts from the HAPPY SUGAR TRUE LOVE feelings so let's ignore that.

More romantically, they're just the perfect couple. They have similar interests and with interests like theirs, which can be hard to find in another person, they got really lucky. Not only can they do their favorite activities together, they can connect on a personal level of friendship.

I can't believe I just did that with minimal mention of the fact that their favorite activities include MAIMING HUMANS IN LARGE AMOUNTS AND DISSECTING THEIR CORPSES WHILE GETTING IT ALL ON TAPE

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