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Stolen from 1st_eggokage
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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A QUIET LITTLE BOY NAMED WESTHER

HE HAD AMNESIA AND WAS SAD AND ALONE IN HIS LITTLE HOUSE ON THE EDGE OF TOWN

UNTIL ILLUSO SPOTTED HIS INNER BEAUTY AND SEDUCED HIM

SEXILY

AND THEY HAD SEX

SEVERAL TIMES

OFFSCREEN!

BUT THEN ONE DAY HE DECIDED TO GO ONSCREEN. TO OYE'S HOUSE

"HEY MAN"

"BLINK"

"LIVE WITH ME MAN YOUR'E COOL MAN"

"OKAY"

AND THEY LIVED TOGETHER AND OCCASIONALLY HAD SEX

THEN ONE DAY FLANZINAND CAME ALONG

"LIVE WITH ME YOU'RE COOL SUGAR"

"OKAY"

AND THEY LIVED TOGETHER AND OCCASIONALLY HAD SEX

THEN ONE DAY WESTHER BECAME LESS AMNESIAC AND MORE RAGEFUL

AND TRIED TO KILL THINGS

BUT FLANZINAND STOPPED HIM

"NO WESTHER YOU CANNOT KILL THINGS BECAUSE I AM A THERAPIST AND I DISAPPROVE OF KILLING THINGS"

"FINE BUT I EXPECT SEX"

SO THEY HAD SEX

ROUGHLY

AND THAT WAS HOW THEY LIVED

ON SEX

BUT ONE DAY FLANZINAND BROKE UP WITH HIM

"WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"

"YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME"

"NO I'M NOT I'M JUST A THERAPIST"

"OH OKAY"

SO THEY STOPPED HAVING SEX

BUT THEY STILL LIVED TOGETHER AND PROBABLY THOUGHT ABOUT HAVING SEX A LOT

WESTHER COULD HAVE GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE IN CANON HE'S STRAIGHT, BUT IN YARE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS STRAIGHT SO HE DIDN'T

ALSO, HIS PREVIOUS GIRLFRIEND KILLED HERSELF, SO HE WAS NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANOTHER ONE.

SO WESTHER WAS ALONE AND SAD AND FLANZINAND WAS MOLESTING A SKUNK CHILD

THIS MADE WESTHER VERY JEALOUS SO HE GOT IN ALL KINDS OF WITTY BANTER WITH THE SKUNK CHILD

EVENTUALLY HE WON FLANZINAND'S HEART BACK

BUT ONLY TO THE POINT OF LICKING HIS BOOTS

THAT IS HIS CURRENT STATUS. WHERE WILL HE GO FROM BOOT-LICKER? WHO KNOWS.