"Mind you, Sir, it weren't my watch, but I'd told Hardwicke I'd keep him company..."

[teenybuffalo]

Remember the lost PotC fic I was seeking a few weeks ago?  I finally asked on pirate_hunters, and the helpful aletheiafelinea assisted me in finding it.

Here you go: " Sounding," by daft. NC-17, though be warned: all the smut takes place only in a character's fevered imagination.  A brief excerpt:

"...An' he told me to check the bilges, but there weren't nothing wrong. So then I

Comments

[negothick]

You might have to wear a paper bag over your head as you read, to avoid seeing the audience, to hide your face--and to prevent hyperventilating!

[teenybuffalo]

Since wearing a paper bag over my head might be bad for my reputation as vainest woman in America, I will probably take the difficult way out and just rehearse till I immunize myself against this story.

[greenlily]

BWAHAHAHAHA this is every bit as wonderfully horrible as I hoped! Have a lovely time reading it, although the suggestion of wearing a mask is a good one. (I don't go so far as to suggest a paper bag.)

[teenybuffalo]

We aims to please. I'm glad I was able to find it.