Huh.

[tectonic042]

Hearing about other people's dreams can be boring. I understand this.

Still, I feel I simply must relate to you my dream from last night, which involved me getting into a literal pissing contest with Chuck Norris. The standards were based on distance, strength of pee stream, and time held. He won, of course, but conceded that I'd had less

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[audesapere]

Man, Freud would have a field day with THAT.

[tectonic042]

I imagine him sitting in his office, shuffling through papers, when my new case report comes up. He reads it, a little gleam of drool appears at the corners of his mouth, and he slams down the intercom button to his receptionist to yell, "Cancel all my appointments! All of zem!"

[lemur_cat]

Dreams are crazy and entertaining. And in this case, weird.

[tectonic042]

Indeed.