Huh.
Hearing about other people's dreams can be boring. I understand this.
Still, I feel I simply must relate to you my dream from last night, which involved me getting into a literal pissing contest with Chuck Norris. The standards were based on distance, strength of pee stream, and time held. He won, of course, but conceded that I'd had less practice lately since our last match-up was so long ago - apparently, having pissing contests with Chuck Norris used to be a regular occurrence for Dream Matt.
Man, Dream Matt is awesome.
Still, I feel I simply must relate to you my dream from last night, which involved me getting into a literal pissing contest with Chuck Norris. The standards were based on distance, strength of pee stream, and time held. He won, of course, but conceded that I'd had less practice lately since our last match-up was so long ago - apparently, having pissing contests with Chuck Norris used to be a regular occurrence for Dream Matt.
Man, Dream Matt is awesome.