On the care and feeding of Will Zimmermans...

[technosage]

Listen, Will -

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[windandthestars]

[technosage]

Oh, he and Kate already made me cry in this fic. I'm so PISSED at him it's not even funny. I mean, seriously, this was supposed to be:

"I'm not crying, Will. Let's make love." Stubborn!Magnus. And instead, it's "I'm drowning in my feelings for her."

*stabstabstab*

I blame Cerie, actually, since her Magnus makes my Will want to cuddle and comfort forever.

...as an aside, I'm glad it was funny at least. I wrote a similar post about Sam Winchester once.

[windandthestars]

[ceilidh]

We know he likes the sex. See:

* I have two hours to rip Will's clothes off before the bad guys get here
* Icelandic booty call/internet chat friend
* I'm going to plop my FBI Barbie girlfriend up on the desk and not even bother to close the door first

and then you get him with Magnus and he's all FEELINGS EVERYWHERE. SIGH.

[technosage]

Callie. It's because she's SPECIAL. She's not LIKE the other girls. She's MAGNUS.

*Facepalm*

It wouldn't be respectful to just rip her clothes off. Even though he totally wants to. And he'll write you a dissertation about how much he wants to, because he's about to come just standing there.

But doing it, well... that requires a whole different dissertation. On the subject of the GLORY that is Helen Magnus and why she is his Eschaton. (And yes he did fucking use that word on me the other day and I almost stabbed his damned face in and deleted it.)

[ceilidh]

It wouldn't be respectful to just rip her clothes off. Even though he totally wants to. And he'll write you a dissertation about how much he wants to, because he's about to come just standing there.

HAHAH YES. and he's totally okay with HER doing the ripping, because she's Magnus and she can do whatever she wants, but rip her clothes? Oh no.

[technosage]

OH TOTALLY. She can shove him every which way, tear his clothes off, skip the foreplay get right to the "fuck me, Will," and he's like "...oh hell yeah."

That's the next challenge, after the other ones. Getting Will to tear off her clothes. Bonus points if you do it without Abnormals or Sex Pollen. ;)

[shetiger]

AHAHAHA I always have to allow Will to have his feelings before I get to the porn. And then the porn is frequently interrupted by him talking about his feelings.

(Will/Henry porn? Feeeelings, nothing more than feeeeelings...)

[ceilidh]

And then the porn is frequently interrupted by him talking about his feelings.

YES. *dies* And they are usually very deep and complicated feelings that we have to know about RIGHT THEN.

[technosage]

But he has so many of them. How do you ever get to the porn? I mean... he just wants to tell how he feels, and be loved and love and I keep trying the:

Let's get together and feel all right!

Rasta approach where sex = feelings, but he is NOT BUYING IT.

(Also, he is SO pissed at me right now. It's rather funny.)

[shetiger]

Well, generally, my Will usually feels like he's giving something to the other person that they need when they have sex. (Er. Not in an egotistical way.) So that helps get to the porn, because it's not all about him.

[kageygirl]

More than once, I've had the "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HAVE THE SEX" conversation. Er, in my head. Um, that doesn't make it better, oops.

[shetiger]

No, you've had it in gchat, too. (Which, granted, sometimes is the same thing as having it in your head, considering the shared brain.)

[kageygirl]

I have, I really have. Wait, I mean, I DON'T TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT I HAVE EVER, SHUT UP.

Though, oddly, I think my problem is more often of the "get past the flirting" variety. SUCH a dialogue whore.

[shetiger]

I SAID "TOO"!

(I feel like we're really living up to the tags, here.)

[ceilidh]

They have minds of their own!

[technosage]

As I was saying elsewhere, I'm SURE I wrote this same post about Sam at one point. But Mere, Mere, Mere, WILL IS WORSE.