Comments | teary_eyed2: Have a good hair day!

teary_eyed2

Have a good hair day!

Jan 24, 2006 18:36

Friday the 13th may have come and gone over a week ago, but I'm going to scare entertain you with plenty of hair-raising B/J (aka Gale/Randy) moments.

xhaleslowly's latest G/R RPS fic has inspired my latest study, so if you don't like it, you can blame him :D

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summerinabaddon January 23 2006, 23:50:29 UTC

*can't concentrate* *pets pretty naked!gale* I was just about to go to sleep, but decided to refresh my flist one more time, hehe, and I'm so glad I did!

Thank you Teary for another hairy educational lesson, geez Randy really has very hairy legs...

Moving lower down Gale's front *ahem*, we find his signature treasure trail. And dedicated students will spot the 'V' as well

wow, that is an AMAZING pic! *saves*

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 00:48:18 UTC

*cries* I can't stay logged in my own journal - what's going on? Shit, I'm going to have to login every time I respond to a comment here! But I love comments so make me work for them *lol*

Oh, you're probably in bed now like you should be ;)
I'm glad you liked V-muscled Gale since he's relatively rare species *lol*

summerinabaddon January 24 2006, 07:08:47 UTC

Same thing was happening to me! I had to log in in the comment box *kicks lj* lol same here

hehe, and Yes I did enjoy V-muscled Gale, even if it is rare, it is always a pleasure. lol

sildil January 23 2006, 23:54:26 UTC

Can now go to work happy :D.....late, but happy :D

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 00:50:31 UTC

Don't be late to work on my account. But nekkid G/R are another matter *rubs hands in evil glee*

and_the_damned January 24 2006, 00:09:18 UTC

Gale has the most delicious nipples I have ever seen on a human being. I want to lick and suck and nibble and hot wax and lotion them until he cries. This was one of your greatest posts ever! You are a delight!

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 01:03:54 UTC

Gale has the most delicious nipples I have ever seen on a human being

So you don't mind coughing up a hair if you ever got to suck on them *lol* The ice cream drips over Gale's chest in 301 actually looks a bit like hot wax *fans self*

I'm so glad you thought this was one of my best because I spent a ridiculous amount of time on it - not that handling nekkid Gale or Randy is too torturing :D

darksylvia January 24 2006, 00:20:38 UTC

I certainly feel that I've earned that certificate! If there was a quiz, I would pass with flying colors.

Also, I think Gale shaved a lot more the first two seasons. He didn't have any chest hair then, seemingly, and at least in S1 he must have shaved his pubic hair. Maybe they got tired of shaving in later seasons.

Gale's stubble *does* things to me.

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 01:11:47 UTC

You're on the way to being a prof in no time *lol*

The makeup & hair dept on QaF can be a mystery over the years. I'm sure they had some input/ideas (at least in the first season) as to how their bodies should be presented. All I can say is I wish I had the job of shaving/trimming Gale when they did bother to have it done *sigh*

Gale's stubble *does* things to me.

I'm sure it did things to Randy too. Like exfoliate his skin *hee*

darksylvia January 24 2006, 10:55:11 UTC

HAHAHA. Yeah, I'm sure there were a lot of jaw rashes and makeup for them.

I'll bet there were catfights over shaving Gale :D

OMG, doesn't "Shaving Gale" sound like a movie title?

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 15:31:01 UTC

OMG, doesn't "Shaving Gale" sound like a movie title?

*hee* So does "Shaving Private Brian", although I think a men's grooming product line and a porn film (or was it CowLip?) have used that idea as well!

msjudi January 24 2006, 00:26:28 UTC

ZOMG, I laughed, I cried, I came in my jeans! But I couldn't participate in the poll *whine*

Brilliant study, as always, professor. About the only thing we can't know from your extensive research is exactly how large and girthy the gentlemens' privates are. *sigh* What a shame... how will your thesis ever be complete without this critical data??

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 01:20:10 UTC

But I couldn't participate in the poll *whine*

Oh, damn, you're not the only one and it's an voyeuristic interesting poll! LJ wouldn't let me stay loggin in earlier but finally it's rectified itself (I almost wrote 'rectumfied' just then).

About the only thing we can't know from your extensive research is exactly how large and girthy the gentlemens' privates are.

I think the various studies I've presented on that subject are probably fairly accurate, if not in girth but in length ;) Of course there will be newbies here who haven't attended all the lectures. OMG, I can barely believe my first Cockology lecture was done back in July. Where has the time gone?!

msjudi January 24 2006, 01:25:02 UTC

I think the various studies I've presented on that subject are probably fairly accurate

Ummm.... lemme clarify. Let's say, in their tumscent state, we shall probaby never know said length and girth. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a very important appointment with my vibe... erum... gardener.

teary_eyed2 January 24 2006, 02:05:33 UTC

Silly me - of course you meant, um, aroused. It's been a long day at the hair pits for me (it's late evening here).

You could always extrapolate from the fact that men generally gain about 2" on their flaccid state, and it usually doesn't matter much what length they start at. So, it still puts Gale (and Randy) above the average American. Here's a recent article on a world-wide penis size study. Of course many such studies (depending on how they were conducted) can be taken with a squeeze of lube, much like mine ;)