*splutters* *coughs* Excuse me while I laugh so hard I almost choked on my, um, drink while watching this serious[ly hilarious] news story....

*phtt* That's not a straw...

( *That's* a straw! )

Murphy's Irish Stout everywhere but not a drop to drink!  I've been temping in the office of a beer company which is why I've been too drunk too post there's been an absence of B/J kissing.  I guess rubbing Randy's dick bulge did bring me some luck :) 

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Firstly, a reminder that I have an exciting new poll for y'all to complete which will be referenced in my upcoming B/J study (or series of studies to be more precise).

Here's another poll question for those who've already done the previous 'quiz':Poll Secondly, I must do another CSI which was prompted by this comment from lucinda428 with regard to Gale's, um, ( Read more... )

I think I've been tagged by numerous peeps for meme #23458: Name your Top 20 List Of Lust meme in no particular order. Your neighbor or grade school teacher doesn't count. The list can be male, female or mixed and they can be real life celebrities or characters in a movie or TV show. Tag 5 people on your flist to do this meme.  Here goes: 1. Gale, ( Read more... )

I have stumbled on a case so horrifying that it has destroyed the very fiber of Gale's and Randy's socks.  Some of you may have seen it but have blocked it from your minds because it was so traumatic. *wipes and shakes hands frantically while screaming* Get it away from me! *weeps worse than a cock*  I may have to leave fandom because of it and ( Read more... )

Friday the 13th may have come and gone over a week ago, but I'm going to scare entertain you with plenty of hair-raising B/J (aka Gale/Randy) moments.

xhaleslowly's latest G/R RPS fic has inspired my latest study, so if you don't like it, you can blame him :D

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You'll be pleased to know Gale and Randy will be providing a comprehensive demonstration of their skills, so we can study the infamous pillar!sex scene which was shrouded in darkness. Literally. *DieLightingCrewDie*. But, hopefully, I'll be able to shed some light on all the things missed with the naked nether regions eye ( Read more... )

We have another CSI underway.  This time material has been submitted by Agent Sandstorm.

Theory 1: Could Hollywood tape also used to keep cocks from popping out socks in place?

( Let's take a better look, shall we? )

I was called in by speshul agents to do a more detailed examination of the evidence from the cock scenes here #1 and here #2.


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Firstly, I'm finally over that nagging throbbing in my loins behind my right eye. Thank you for your dirty sweet thoughts from my previous post.

( A promised, let's reflect more closely. )