Another, um, interactive lesson: Wank & Cum 101

[teary_eyed2]

Just to clarify, before anyone gets their knickers in a knot, this class is not going to be analyzing fandom wanks. Instead, we will be studying wanking of a more conventional kind. Hopefully the kind that will get your knickers moist. *warms up hands

Comments

[itsjustkristen]

OH! OH! ME FIRST!!!!

3 synonyms for "cum"
spooge
jizz
spunk

[itsjustkristen]

Okay, I just re-read part of the lesson. Spunk was mentioned. So was jizz. I give up, apparently I do not have such a vast cum vocabulary.

[teary_eyed2]

Your spunk more than makes up for your lack of spunk synonyms. Great to see you had to re-read to absorb all the info. You have met the criteria since "spooge" is one word not mentioned in this lesson. Congratulations and step up and claim your award. Give me a list of the 5 most important features *ahem* you want in the photo (and, no, you can't ask for Gale or Randy *heh*) eg. hair color, defined torso shot, butt shot, V shot, cock shot (not literal though), sitting on a chair, standing, lying on the floor etc and I'll try and match it as closely as possible and I will display it no later than tomorrow. Unless you want it privately *winks*

[itsjustkristen]

OMG I still get a prize!? Yay!
5 important features? Let me see...
1. He must be naked.
2. Naked is good.
3. I prefer him to be naked.
4. Naked AND hard.
5. Hard AND naked.
if I cannot have Gale or Randy, then any naked man will do
5.5 NOT HAIRY

Re: *fans self*

[teary_eyed2]

Well, I try to be edutaining. *hands over kleenex* (to wipe the perspiration on your brow, just in case anyone gets any other ideas :P)

[iwantmygnr]

*fans self too*

just...wow

that is all

[teary_eyed2]

*fans self too*

I guess better call the airconditioning repairman *imagines a hot stripper dressed like one*

[iwantmygnr]

*imagines a hot stripper dressed like one*

*fans self more*

[plumsuede]

Teary,
The last pic of that nekkid guy was, um, SO FUCKING HOT THAT I AM NOW TYPING THIS NEKKID. DEAR GOD, WOMAN. I WANT TO STICK SOMETHING UP HIS ASS SO BAD....SORRY, TMI.

Seriously, the funniest part of these lectures is your little stage directions, like *shuffles papers.* You have no idea how hard I laugh at those.

Thank you.

[teary_eyed2]

Professor Plum, I'm glad to stopped by to check on our class. However, I expected I higher state of decorum from someone as prestigious as yourself *rolls eyes*. Imagine you sitting here typing nekkid! TMI. *lol*

[darksylvia]

*Steals Britney's school girl look and takes a desk*

Well, that was certainly a stimulating lesson. I feel very qualified to put several of its points into practice :)

I took lots of notes! (also, your puny goodness is so awesome. I don't know how you do it. I am in awe)

PS

[darksylvia]

I've heard it called "spooge" but I always thought that was a less appealing word than other things.

And then spunk, which I think of as from like, the 1700's. I don't know how these naughty words come to mean things like "courage and pluck", but I'm sure if I went back to the 1700s and said it to a granny, I'd get smacked.

And I don't have a third.

Re: PS

[teary_eyed2]

I don't know how these naughty words come to mean things like "courage and pluck", but I'm sure if I went back to the 1700s
Take note everyone - here is an good student who has handed in her history essay ;)

Re: PS

[darksylvia]

*looks smug while trying to hide it*