and the ghost repeaters of the revelators

[tears_of_nienna]

I was going to make a long post about the great-grandmother who kept me at work for an extra half an hour, about how her blush had been applied with a paint roller and her lipliner had only a passing acquaintance with her actual lipline, but.

I just finished wrapping Christmas presents. And not too badly, if I do say so myself. We have shiny

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[squeeful]

And then there's one suspiciously elephant-shaped object which could not be wrapped by any conventional means and instead looks like a lopsided piece of giant silver taffy.

This is why Man invented gift bags!

(Because it's both the fourth Sunday of Advent and Christmas Eve, and for some silly reason one doesn't count for the other.)

Oh poo, that stinks. No 2 for 1 church special? ;-)

[tears_of_nienna]

Yeah, but if I had put it in a gift bag, then it wouldn't have matched. What can I say? Sometimes the OCD wins out over the Forces of Sloth.

Nope, no 2-for-1. Although the priest did make a joke about that this morning. ;)