#2 [voice]

[teamkillerftard]

Yay! I found Church! I don't know where the kitty went, but I think I will wait until she comes to me, since she is probably very shy.

And I wonder why people want to leave this place. I think it's nice! I got my best friend and there are no scary AI's here who would want to kill us! I mean... there's Grif but he's the one that never does

Comments

[voice]

[butts_and_booze]

Damn right! Doing stuff takes to much...

Did you just call me an AI?

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[teamkillerftard]

... Who is this aga- Oh Grif! Hi!

No no, I was just thinking about how there are no enemies here, except for you! But you don't do anything so it's okay.

Re: [voice]

[butts_and_booze]

......Whatever.

[tonkswotcher]

You found a cat?

[teamkillerftard]

Not yet! Church said she ran off somewhere... I figured she'd be in the kitchen, but she's not. Oh, well!

Who are you, Different Lady Voice?

[tonkswotcher]

You know that Church guy? Are you sure he wasn't lying to you.

I'm Tonks. Who are you?

[teamkillerftard]

Church is my best friend! Why would he lie to me? Except for this one time... but that was a long time ago!

I'm Michael J. Caboose! You can just call me Caboose because that's easier. Hello, Tonks!

[ninjamalaproper]

Most people want to go home because they miss their friends and family.

[teamkillerftard]

Ohhh.

Well, I miss Rat's Nest and Principle Miller, I guess. But he told me to never walk backwards, so I can't go back to that. I got Church here with me though, so it's okay!

[ninjamalaproper]

Never to walk backwards? That is ... interesting advice.

[boomotherfucker]

Uh... maybe the cat's worried you might team-kill it.

[teamkillerftard]

But Apples isn't on our team... ?

[boomotherfucker]

You named it? What the hell?

[teamkillerftard]

You don't remember Apples? It could be the same cat that was stuck in a tree! In fact, it could be stuck in a tree right now!