#2 [voice]

[teamkillerftard]

Yay! I found Church! I don't know where the kitty went, but I think I will wait until she comes to me, since she is probably very shy.

And I wonder why people want to leave this place. I think it's nice! I got my best friend and there are no scary AI's here who would want to kill us! I mean... there's Grif but he's the one that never does

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[tonkswotcher]

You found a cat?

[teamkillerftard]

Not yet! Church said she ran off somewhere... I figured she'd be in the kitchen, but she's not. Oh, well!

Who are you, Different Lady Voice?

[tonkswotcher]

You know that Church guy? Are you sure he wasn't lying to you.

I'm Tonks. Who are you?

[teamkillerftard]

Church is my best friend! Why would he lie to me? Except for this one time... but that was a long time ago!

I'm Michael J. Caboose! You can just call me Caboose because that's easier. Hello, Tonks!

[tonkswotcher]

I think he might be lying now. I've heard about two cats being here - one belongs to my roommate and the other one belongs to a person called Drizzt.

It's nice to meet you. Did you get any powers back this week?

[teamkillerftard]

It's probably one those then~! Do you know if one of the cat's name is Apples?

Powers? I don't have powers. I have a gun though! And I am very very very strong like an ox! ...even though I don't have horns or lumberjack friends!

[tonkswotcher]

[She's quiet for a long time, giving her wrist device a disbelieving look.]

Uh...Gokudera's cat is called Uri and Drizzt's is Guenhwyvar. I haven't heard of a cat called Apples, sorry.

Oh, I was just wondering - I got my magic back this week. I suppose being really strong comes in handy in the army though.

[teamkillerftard]

... maybe Apples is stuck in a tree! I should go outside to look...

Magic? Are you a witch?!

[tonkswotcher]

Would you like a hand?

Yes, I am.

[teamkillerftard]

Can you fly on a broomstick and stuff?! I always wanted to do that!

And no, you shouldn't! IT IS TOO DANGEROUS. I WILL GO. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CRY FOR ME!

[tonkswotcher]

I can! It's brilliant fun - we actually have a sport called Quidditch that we play on brooms. I've been looking for a broom here to see if I can charm it and use it.

I wasn't crying. And how, might I ask, is looking for a cat dangerous?

[teamkillerftard]

(ooc: Caboose being sorted to a house in the Harry Potter universe: It would never happen because the Sorting Hat would just explode.)

I haven't seen a broom... how about a vacuum? Or a chair? Or how about my gun? :D

Apples could be stuck in a tree. A very dangerous tree. A tree from your nightmares!!

[tonkswotcher]

[[ooc: But if he still had O'Malley he'd be the funniest Slytherin ever.]]

I'm sure there must be a broom around here. You can't fly on the others but I could levitate them.

I don't have nightmares about trees. Not even the Whomping Willow.

[teamkillerftard]

(ooc: HAHA! How about Doc!O'Malley? They'd be like "a pacifist wuss like him in Slytherin?" xDDD And then they hear the "muhahaha!")

Does a mop count?

What's a Whomping Willow? It sounds like a very scary fat lady who wants to steal my chocolates.

[tonkswotcher]

[[ooc: That would be so amazing. Even if he was constantly wearing the wrong colours. And complaining about the decor Doc: I don't know, these dungeons are awfully dark and oppressive, no wonder you guys spend so much time filled with hate. O'Malley: Shut up you fool!]]

No, sorry, it doesn't.

A Whomping Willow is a tree that attacks anyone that gets close to it unless you poke a specific knot on it. I guess if you haven't seen it, it does sound very weird and hard to picture.

[teamkillerftard]

(ooc: xDDDDDD~! O'Malley/Doc > Voldermorty [I like adding "y" at the end of people's names.)

That's not fair for the mops!

Ahhh! It sounds like my nightmare tree!