( Eva's Abilities and Spells: Massive tl;dr )

My roommates have caught a terrible case of the stupids. It must be highly contagious because all three of them have it.

Negi-brat or the other boy. Make some room because I'm moving in for a while.

Hunter boy, we've got some things to discuss. And brat, make yourself free for half a day. I've got something in mind for you.

[Explosion with the sound of dirt raining down.]

Hey! Get up! I didn't say you could stop yet!! We're not done!

[More explosions]

Until!

[And more]

I say so!!

Keep it up and you're going to die!!

Fine, I'll do it.

Just tell me what you want for Christmas so I can get it over with.

Dear Santa,

You'll never grant my wishes, mostly because I haven't been "good". Still, I'll make a list in the hopes that the rules have changed.

I wish for...

- Nagi Springfield
- More power
- If you can't give me Nagi, add six years to Negi's age
- Chachamaru
- I'd really prefer Nagi
- Kill Albireo

Thank you,

Evangeline A.K. McDowell

There's too much laughing and fun. Anyone want to get hurt? I've got a lot of anger to let out.

[Yes, the table in the kitchen has about 5 empty cups of coffee. It's surprisingly not tea but Eva doesn't want to sleep, so something stronger is needed. Plagued with nightmares, she refuses to admit a weakness. So here she is, bleary eyed, out of energy, and with a short temper.]

Girl, make me some more. I'm going to need it.

Aagh! I want to kill him so much for that stunt he pulled last night. Why can't I bring myself to hate him right now. I can't even hate at all...

I-

I actually like all of you but don't get a big head about it.

Uuuuuuuuuuuugh. Brat, get me something. Anything.

It feels like my Hay Fever just got worse.