[visual | location: a Wilde bar] the streets of gold i've yet to find

[eggplantgout]

After February Jason needed several rounds of a good beer. Drinking on his own was fine, but not knowing where his own local bar was located, in his opinion, was just sad. It didn't take long for him to find what looked like a sports bar. Thankfully it looked much more like Merlotte's than Fangtasia.

When he sat down and ordered what was on draft

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[gotcouplings]

Kaylee, unsurprisingly, was very pleased with this particular transmission. The lure of Free Booze was all it really would have taken to catch her attention, but the fact that there's a good looking guy announcing said free booze? Taxon did have its better days.

"If you turn around and say you're jokin'..."

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[eggplantgout]

Jason was more than happy to receive a reply. He wasn't quite certain if anyone would be paying attention, but it seemed like luck was on his side when an attractive young woman answered.

"Ma'am, there's no way I'd joke about free booze." It's as close to a solemn vow as Jason is bound to get. "Come see for yourself if you don't believe me."

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[gotcouplings]

He seemed true enough to his word, and with Taxon giving freebies out in the past this didn't seem so far off. If it was true, Jayne would be more than easy to please for the month.

"Just might," Kaylee replied, checking to see exactly where the transmission was coming from. "Who should I be lookin' for when I get there?"

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[eggplantgout]

"Look for me," Jason replied, possibly a bit too enthusiastically. "Name's Jason. And don't let the picture fool ya, I'm a lot more handsome in person."

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[gunsnotvoodoo]

Free booze? Loki can't even properly drink the stuff, but the very idea sounds awesome. Plus now that the zombies are gone, he's starting to realize how weird it feels to be so by himself here.

"Fuck yeah. Where are you and how do I get there?"

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[eggplantgout]

"Um, I'm somewhere in Wilde. I don't exactly know the name of this place but if you look at the map I'm the dot that says Jason Stackhouse."

A bar is a bar. Not much investigation went on.

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[gunsnotvoodoo]

Oh, so that's the point of the map and the blinky lights. Loki hasn't been doing much more than chasing zombies since he arrived, so he's pretty behind on figuring out the more important aspects of life in Taxon now.

"This computer-phone thing is awesome."

Which is code for 'I'm on my way as soon as I find a place to get a shower'.

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[eggplantgout]

Computer-phone? Did the tablet go by that name too? Whatever, it was the same thing.

"Hell yeah it is. Wonder if it's got any games."

And now he's going to be distracted with finding this out for at least a good fifteen minutes.

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[garg_elisa]

Well, this has perked Elisa up.

"There's free beer?"

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[eggplantgout]

"Free beer, free everything that'll make you drunk. Think it's everywhere, not just the bars."

Jason was starting to think that he deserved a medal for spreading the best news ever.

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[garg_elisa]

Elisa might well nominate him for one.

"That's... the best news I've heard in a while."

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[eggplantgout]

"You gonna take part? Or can you even drink the stuff? With your, you know." Master of sensitivity, this one.

[ visual ] never be sorry for shenanigans!

[eggplantgout]

The point must have been missed because Jason had no idea what Angel meant. His face reflected as much as he looked at his tablet with a confused expression.

"Uh, I think I got the point. Free means you don't pay."

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[eggplantgout]

"Are you talking about snakes? 'Cause, man, if that was the other choice no one would pick the snakes." The only reason he knows this is because of Bon Temps' annual rattlesnake races on St. Patrick's Day.

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[eggplantgout]

Would you look at that? My favorite word is beer. Plus orange because it doesn't rhyme with anything.

[if the sitting down is on a barstool, then YES]

location;

[eggplantgout]

Right up there with a three day weekend.

[never mind that "three day weekend" isn't actually a sentence]

To free shit. [he holds out his mug toward Angela]