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[visual | location: a Wilde bar] the streets of gold i've yet to find

Mar 03, 2011 01:18

After February Jason needed several rounds of a good beer. Drinking on his own was fine, but not knowing where his own local bar was located, in his opinion, was just sad. It didn't take long for him to find what looked like a sports bar. Thankfully it looked much more like Merlotte's than Fangtasia.

When he sat down and ordered what was on draft ( Read more... )

{ jason stackhouse, { dawn summers, { faith lehane, { sookie stackhouse, { angela montenegro, paul smecker (au), { temperance brennan, (anytime), { elisa maza (au), kaylee frye, mayland long, @ wilde, { loki, { angel

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[ voice ] thesecondslayer March 3 2011, 07:20:29 UTC

Hell yes.

[ faith loves her booze almost as much as she loves awful ideas. ]

[ voice ] eggplantgout March 3 2011, 20:49:01 UTC

There's a cold one waitin' here with whatever your name is on it.

[who says you can't combine the two?]

[ voice ] thesecondslayer March 7 2011, 12:58:04 UTC

You're pretty sure you got game, huh?

[ yeah, she knows that line. she's USED that line. ]

Whatever, I'll play. Faith.

[ voice ] eggplantgout March 8 2011, 03:25:42 UTC

I don't got any idea what you're talking about.

[he grins, if she's willing to play then so is he]

Jason.

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[ visual ] bonescientist March 3 2011, 13:42:35 UTC

"Why?" Brennan asks in confusion, a frown knitting her eyebrows together.

Why what, one may ask; why was Jason planning on getting trashed, why was the alcohol free, why for the party - who knows exactly, but the anthropologist is suspicious. Why isn't anybody else?

[ visual ] eggplantgout March 3 2011, 23:45:21 UTC

Jason is going to go with what to him seems like the most obvious why.

"Why's the booze free? Hell if I know, but the bartender's been keeping his word. Good enough for me."

And what do you do with an unlimited supply of free alcohol? That's where the trashed party comes in.

[ visual ] bonescientist March 4 2011, 15:52:08 UTC

Suppose that was the most pressing question. Tilting her head to the side, Brennan continues her questioning.

"And that doesn't sound even a least bit dubious to you?"

Hey, they did just have a zombie invasion. It wouldn't surprise Brennan overly much if this month's quirk turned out to be something extra (no pun intended) in the free alcohol.

[ visual ] eggplantgout March 5 2011, 18:56:53 UTC

He was halfway tempted to poke at the bartender just for a reaction.

"I don't think extras can lie. They just hang around doing shit."

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[ voice ] lajolieblonde March 3 2011, 13:45:55 UTC

Oh, Jason.

[ GO GO SISTER JUDGING. MIGHTY MORPHING SISTER JUDGING. ]

[ voice ] eggplantgout March 3 2011, 23:50:57 UTC

You're just jealous you didn't find this out first.

[The Jason Ranger is locked in a heated battle with The Refillable Glass.]

[ voice ] lajolieblonde March 7 2011, 12:53:39 UTC

You're gonna end up just like Jane Bodehouse, and I'm not takin' you home after.

[ the sookie ranger uses MOM VOICE. ]

[ voice ] eggplantgout March 8 2011, 03:11:36 UTC

One problem there, Sook. I can't end up like someone who ain't got a dick.

[Jason Ranger activates Crass Mode]

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[Visual] smecker March 3 2011, 20:51:48 UTC

"Free booze?" Paul asks, then laughs shortly.

"If this is their way of making it up to us...... what the fuck, I'll take it. Who are you, I don't think we've met yet?"

[visual] eggplantgout March 4 2011, 01:23:35 UTC

"I don't think the aliens care about making up nothin'." He's never eloquent, but Jason usually has no trouble in getting his point across.

"Jason Stackhouse. Got here right before the zombies." Despite his recent change in occupation, Jason neglects to introduce himself as Officer more often than not.

[visual] smecker March 5 2011, 07:38:33 UTC

"I don't think they care about anything but jerking off to the sight of us all being eaten the fuck alive and shot and panic-ridden and diseased and every other fucking thing while laughing hysterically to themselves the entire time."

(Yes, Paul's opinion of the aliens has drastically dropped since Zombie Hell.)

"Paul Smecker," he answers with a nod. "Given we're discussing getting smashed, I'll say it's a pleasure." He tabs his map up briefly, glances at it.

"So the 'party' is in Wilde, hmm?"

[visual] eggplantgout March 7 2011, 03:50:00 UTC

The idea of giant hamsters jerking off is absolutely terrifying. Jason chooses to reply about the party instead.

"Pretty much. Dunno if you'd call it a party yet, but there's people who aren't extras and fucktons of alcohol." Jason normally watches his mouth more than he normally would around his elders, but since Smecker broke the cursing barrier first Jason thought it was safe to run with it.

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[Voice] aklingonside March 4 2011, 20:41:13 UTC

You're kidding?

[If this is true, then it's the best news B'Elanna has heard in a long time.]

[voice] eggplantgout March 5 2011, 13:55:18 UTC

Not kidding. I know you probably don't know me, but this ain't somethin' I'd joke about.

[Voice] aklingonside March 5 2011, 22:02:19 UTC

No, I believe you. I just don't believe the hamsters. Is this supposed to be their way of making up for the zombie invasion?

[voice] eggplantgout March 7 2011, 03:52:15 UTC

I dunno what they think. And I really don't want to. If they are trying to make up for shit, what's wrong with just going with it?

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