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two; [voice] what i don't even -

Sep 23, 2009 03:00

[The tablet clicks on tout suite, for Ethan here has a very important question that needs to be asked of the Taxon public at large:]

'Fangtasia'. You're kidding me, right?

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[voice] fordification September 23 2009, 06:23:25 UTC

Yeah, my thoughts exactly.

[voice] ohnotespecially September 23 2009, 11:08:32 UTC

[A little laughter goes here, and then, in Sookie's lilting and extremely Southern tones:]

That's more or less what I said.

[voice] fordification September 23 2009, 13:15:08 UTC

[There are some slow walky noises as Ethan saunters by the entrance...]

Please don't tell me it's actually run by vamps. I don't wanna be any more embarrassed for them than I already am.

[voice] ohnotespecially September 23 2009, 23:07:56 UTC

[Uh-oh, walky noises. Go go protective instinct!]

Sorry to disappoint, but it is. A couple of 'em, actually-- I wouldn't recommend going in there though. They might have a terrible sense of humor, but they're still dangerous.

[voice] fordification October 1 2009, 23:24:42 UTC

[Smugly:] Wasn't planning on it. I think I know better than that.

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[voice] survivor_first September 23 2009, 15:06:52 UTC

That place ain't nothin' good.

[voice] fordification September 23 2009, 15:34:47 UTC

Know what else it ain't? -- Obvious enough.

[A pause as he eyes it from across the street once more.]

This isn't actually a vampire thing, is it?

[voice] survivor_first September 23 2009, 17:15:42 UTC

What does they care about obvious? 'S long as they go by all them rules normal clubs gotta deal with, they fine.

Damn straight it is, boy. It ain't no amusement park, neither. Straight up fangs up in that shit.

[voice] fordification September 23 2009, 17:23:40 UTC

[... Ethan laughs, short and bemused.]

And humans are just - what, cool with that?

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[Voice] ladyofice September 23 2009, 15:30:48 UTC

[Have a giggle Ethan; a rather amused one at that] ...Are you sure that's what it's called?

[Voice] fordification September 23 2009, 15:35:33 UTC

'S what the sign says, sweetheart.

Re: [Voice] ladyofice September 23 2009, 15:38:19 UTC

No signs of vandalism I suppose?

fordification September 23 2009, 15:39:34 UTC

Nope. Just a neon sign.

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[visual] I HAD TO DO IT likedthosepumps September 23 2009, 18:59:43 UTC

An objection to the name of our club?

[voice] AND ILU FOR IT. fordification September 23 2009, 19:02:33 UTC

You mean aside from the fact that it's lame?

[voice] HE WILL GROW TO HATE PAM V V FAST. likedthosepumps September 23 2009, 19:05:14 UTC

Mmmm. I'd ask if you had any better, but I don't take advice from mouthy humans.

[voice] OH, LIKEWISE BB. fordification September 23 2009, 19:15:28 UTC

[Here's an annoyed pause. He wants to argue the human thing, but can't. Ugh.]

Well maybe you should. You might end up with significantly less lame club names in the future.

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