two; [voice] what i don't even -

[fordification]

[The tablet clicks on tout suite, for Ethan here has a very important question that needs to be asked of the Taxon public at large:]

'Fangtasia'. You're kidding me, right?

Comments

[visual]

[suckmychest]

What is it with people mocking his bar, damn it.

"Do you have a problem with it?"

...At least he's not broadcasting from his shiny, velvet throne.

[voice]

[fordification]

Aw, am I offending you guys?

[visual]

[suckmychest]

"As the opinion of some fool human matters to me."

[voice]

[fordification]

I think it'd be hard to make your food afraid of you when you're hosting bars that make vampires look like a joke. Just sayin'.