The colour purple

Nov 27, 2007 23:24

No, not the well-known novel. I can't think of anyone on my flist who wouldn't find this hilarious: Bad Sex Award 2007 shortlisted passages. Dude. I don't even have words. *sporfle ( Read more... )

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nightsofcydonia November 28 2007, 04:19:34 UTC
We were blades, were a knife that could cut through myth, were two knives thrown by a magician, were arrows fired by a god, we hit heart, we hit home, we were the tail of a fish were the reek of a cat were the beak of a bird were the feather that mastered gravity were high above every landscape then down deep in the purple haze of the heather were roamin in a gloamin in a brash unending Scottish piece of perfect jigging reeling reel can we really keep this up?

Someone got sold really bad crack.

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sick_of_me03 November 28 2007, 06:14:20 UTC
'So you had sex with spacemen for three years?'

'Yes. I used up three silicon-lined vaginas.' ...

WHAT. THE FUCK?!

Dude, I'm like...wow.

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mockingbird39 November 28 2007, 15:55:01 UTC
I read those excerpts last night and was so squicked that I was physically turning my face away from the computer, while still attempting to read. The Boy noticed this, read a little over my shoulder and squawked, "Where do you come up with these things?!" Then he went to raid the beer fridge. He's very sensible, my Boy is.

I wonder if the people who wrote those scenes don't enjoy sex, have never had good sex or maybe have had good sex but feel guilty about it. . .? I don't know. You know how I hate writing explicit sex scenes (though my vampire novel still seems to be the exception), but at least I don't let my repressed Puritan tendencies turn the whole thing gross. Argh.

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