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A while ago I did the meme that had the random bad-ass zanpakutō generator. This is not that meme.

Schuldig's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)

Your zanpakuto is an overpriced, awkward takoba covered in bling named Rainbow Data by Jake. When you cry "Don't Panic!" it locks itself in its room and plays Linkin Park really loud.

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For your delectation, I present Peter's Evil Overlord List. Go out there and be an evil overlord like you mean it!

This actually sounds like something for me:

Schuldig's Zanpakutō:

Schuldig carries Azure Fire Howl sealed into the form of a parasol. At the command "Breathe, Azure Fire Howl!" it transforms into a segmented, awkward naginata with an elegantly carved shaft. It enhances the wielder's hearing.

What's Your Zanpakutō?

And look what I got for Aya!

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"Happiness, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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"Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel."
-- Ambrose Bierce
The Devil's Dictionary: a selection of the bitter definitions of Ambrose Bierce

"Mittens the Cute Kitty in Atlantis" (suggested for mature viewers)

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London Aya missed me. I was in my flat deciding which protest clothes could be washed and which needed to be burned when I felt his presence and heard the knock at my door. The bastard found me. Not only had he found my flat, but he'd also been able to tell that I'd been out ( Read more... )

"Riots prompt tight security at G8 summit of major powers in northern Germany"

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"MySpace Outage Leaves Millions Friendless"

All Onion kidding aside, I hear that wangst occurred in torrents over LiveJournal while I was in Germany doing my real life. Fortunately, my profile interests are so clean they squeak!

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"G-8 Protests Turn Violent in Germany"

Thanks to a LOL involving a Supersoaker, Kenken currently leaves a trail of flowers behind him as he walks. He's literally a blooming idiot. How could I resist going over to point and laugh? I got a nice bouquet for my apartment out of it too.

A game Kenyuu was playing took a turn he didn't like, so now he's looking for information so he can make ( Read more... )

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