A while ago I did
the meme that had the random bad-ass zanpakutō generator. This is not that meme.
Schuldig's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)
Your zanpakuto is an overpriced, awkward
takoba covered in bling named Rainbow Data by Jake. When you cry "Don't Panic!" it locks itself in its room and plays Linkin Park really loud.
What's Your Zanpakutō? Schuldig's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)
At the command "Why, Hello There, Sailor!" your zanpakuto Drunken Juice Rancher, a witty, cold
set of nunchuku, sends out for pizza.
What's Your Zanpakutō? Schuldig's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)
Your zanpakuto is a nutritious, jealous
sickle named Platypus. When you cry "Have a Nice Day!" it breaks into a chorus of 'You're Beautiful' by James Blunt.
What's Your Zanpakutō? Over all, I think Platypus is the most dangerous to my enemies.
And sorry, Aya:
Aya's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)
When you invoke shikai with "Prove!" Polka-Dot Manatee, a husky
misericord made of PVC piping, loafs on the couch and refuses to get a job.
What's Your Zanpakutō? Sena?
Sena's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)
Your zanpakuto is a dusty, prickly
chakram named Blood-Letting Harpsichord Must Not be Taunted. When you cry "Color!" it is guilty, so will not dance and has no rhythm.
What's Your Zanpakutō?