41.... *unamused*

[tastefulsilence]

*groggy, blink, rolls over onto stomach and experiences an uncomfortable surprise*
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*grope*
*poke*
*molest*
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FUCK!!!! WHY AM I A GIRL????  .

[[If you are at all offended by sexual activities involving gender confused individuals, people of the same gender, or vampires, I recommend not reading this post, which contains NC-17 content]]

Comments

[spacethief_vala]

OH THANK GOD! ITS NOT JUST ME! WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL HAS HAPPENED? i WANT MY PERFECT BREASTS BACK!!!!

[tastefulsilence]

*still 'frantically' groping self*

I don't know. But I don't like it. I want my di-
*gets cut off abruptly with the realization of what his current condition implies*

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*grin*

[spacethief_vala]

uh oh....

What are you thinking about doing? Do I need to be scared or do I want in?

[tastefulsilence]

... >.>..<.<..>.>

I dunno. *lecherous grin* DO you want in?

*IS rather interested to see her new form... all of it?*

[[*snicker* ?]]

[80smusicforever]

*yawn, stretch, stares at self*

... Huh? Aah, good to know it isn't just me!

........ It was probably the damn food again. *irritated, After the last incident will NEVER trust the food again, double so if his suspicion turns out true*

[tastefulsilence]

Most probably.
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Wait... *dawning grin at the devious thought that both he and Paul are girls now*
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Wanna meet up and see if we can... research... this?

[80smusicforever]

*wicked grin, snicker*

Perhaps that would be a good idea... *smirk*

[[*pout* everybody has found fitting other icons but me... I feel oddly left out. *huff* I can't find a good alternative icon image! :(]]

[tastefulsilence]

Mmhmm.
*smirk*

Come to my rooms?

Private

[xkaziklu_beyx]

Aren't you fetching.

Re: Private

[tastefulsilence]

*irritated stare at journal*
Could you let me grope myself in peace?

*knows the likely answer but thinks it doesn't hurt to ask*

[[was girlycard effected? *hopeful* is she Alucard again?]]

Re: Private

[xkaziklu_beyx]

-amused- No.

Of course, it's always more fun to play with a partner.

((That she was. This is Vlad-form, Alucard's childhood. He should be able to manage the normal!Aluform now though. ;3))

Re: Private

[tastefulsilence]

*slow blink*

... Very true.
*slow smile*

But I don't think it would go over well. 'Playing' with one who looks so young....

[[XD Does Alucard want to play?]]

[bobthewizard]

You were expecting maybe a giraffe?

[tastefulsilence]

I certainly wasn't expecting this. Men just don't spontaniously grow a pair in the wrong place.

[bobthewizard]

*gloomily* They do here. Don't even ask how the spirit population was affected by this nonsense. I'll never walk through another dessert platter again.

[tastefulsilence]

... *can't resist* How is the spirit population affected? Beyond the obvious.