Star Wars Spamfic: "Aim at New Love Victories" (Luke and Vader, PG)

[tartanshell]

According to my spamfic poll, y'all wanted me to write both Marvelverse and Star Wars spamfic. Just as well, since this is a ridiculous amount of fun. *g* And since Star Wars fic was beating out Marvelverse last I checked, I decided to start with SW.

Title: Aim at New Love Victories
Fandom/characters: Star Wars (Luke and Darth Vader, gen)
To be

Comments

[lonelywalker]

Vader's head drew up sharply. "Do you feel insecure about your penis size?" he demanded, and Luke realized that maybe, just maybe, he should have started with a less personal question.

Hee!!

That was all so plausible...

[tartanshell]

Haha! Thanks. *g*

[lilacsigil]

This was...a strangely touching family reunion. Only prestige! That's what the Dark Side is all about...

[tartanshell]

Hee! That was kind of the thing--I was writing it going, "Stop being so CUTE and TOUCHING, dammit! This is supposed to be funny!" *sigh*

The Dark Side--prestige, and they put you together with duct tape!

[vikkir]

Hee!! Loved it :D

[tartanshell]

Yay! Thank you. *g*

[glockgal]

This was so hilarious, and yet not because it was simultaneously so touching. Even with Vader demanding about penis size and Luke yelling at his dad to stop being a loser, wtf.

You crazy little writer-genius, you! XD

[tartanshell]

Aww, thank you! I'm glad you liked it! *g*

Even with Vader demanding about penis size

Haha, well, I had to get penises in there somewhere! It's a spamfic!

[emavalexis]

Bwahahaha. :) Very cute. And scarily enough, such nonsensical conversation is strangely believable between these two. ;)

[tartanshell]

Belatedly, thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.