According to my spamfic poll, y'all wanted me to write both Marvelverse and Star Wars spamfic. Just as well, since this is a ridiculous amount of fun. *g* And since Star Wars fic was beating out Marvelverse last I checked, I decided to start with SW.

Title: Aim at New Love Victories
Fandom/characters: Star Wars (Luke and Darth Vader, gen)
To be ( Read more... )

Because I know you all seekritly want to know from my April Fool's entry...

Tartanshell Does Snape/Daredevil in a Nutshell (not to be taken seriously):

ACT III:
(A shadowed table, off the dance floor of a dimly-lit club. Smoke floats lazily overhead while music pulses in the background. Lots of attractive, sweaty men--some in bondage gear, ( Read more... )

ETA: April Fool's!

So, with all that's been going on in my RL lately, I've really needed an escape. I wanted this to be a surprise and not say anything until it was finished (you know how I am about posting WIPs and never finishing them), but now it's DONE and I can SAY SOMETHING, FINALLY!11 ( Read more... )

The universe totally gave me a present just now, in the form of a 1602-verse sequel to my spam-subjects-as-dialogue story last night, delievered to my bulk mail folder:

plumping dick for Javier.

Thank you, Spam Overlords. That made my day!

Title: Just Say No. Or Yes. Or No.
Fandom: Marvel(ish)
Rating: PG-13
To be taken seriously: Definitely not.
Note: Every single bit of dialogue was taken directly from the subject lines in my spam folder tonight. I added punctuation, sometimes, but I left the spelling.

Just Say No. Or Yes. Or No.It was a dark and stormy night. Several of ( Read more... )

I just had a total Aberforth moment.

The actual subject line of a spam email I received tonight was: Sex after 40? With our goods, it?s no problem!

What did I think it said, at first? You know it: Sex after 40? With our goats, it's no problem!

*facepalm*