Prompts: Spam Email Subject Drabbleathon

[tarie]

Okay, so I need something fun and mindless to keep me from dwelling in misery.

As inspired by my earlier tweet of this ridiculous subject I saw in my SPAM gmail folder (Horny Peach Eating Aroused Coaack Attack), I have decided to host a Spam Email Subject DrabbleathonFirst, what I need from you all are a couple of gems from your SPAM folders! By

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[virginia_bell]

Ah, if only I hadn't recently cleared out my trash with its hundreds of pieces of spam, I would have so many more to share!

For every men of different ages unique decision
If your spaceship needs power

[freckles42]

Next time listen to what I say
Become superman
And the Attery Squash, and the Bisky Bat
Verb expiration

*giggles*

[tarie]

Will you please to go away
Your bedroom doesn't smell like passion anymore? Change it.
You dona?t need an axe to stop migraine anymore.