Okay, so I need something fun and mindless to keep me from dwelling in misery.
As inspired by my earlier tweet of this ridiculous subject I saw in my SPAM gmail folder (Horny Peach Eating Aroused Coaack Attack), I have decided to host a Spam Email Subject DrabbleathonFirst, what I need from you all are a couple of gems from your SPAM folders! By
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"Yo" (IDK, it make me laugh. :P)
"When the violence will end?"
"Restless sticking ability is true!"
"Prohibited video from Canada"
"Sex and king fu-learn to control your miind and body"
"Turn from sparrow to eagle"
"Lion desire ingredient"
"Wang won't be unready" (I'm already writing Space: Above and Beyond fic in my head. There's a character named Paul Wang. >_>)
"Real Female Orgasm Part 2" (There is no part one, OH NOES.)
Dude, I could go all day. :P
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Big Dick.. everyone can have 1b
They sailed away in a Sieve, they did (ed. That one is my favorite)
Don't keep your size in big disguise
Don't go to work today
Your wife's photo? (ed. I have a wife? news to me!)
Hey, man, our news
I was your assistant
This crysis never ends
In a manner so far from pleasant
Keywords harrington
...and now I can hit "Delete all spam messages now", having checked through it all for the rare non-spam email!
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Give her best stimulation!! That morpheus!!
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue
Realize all of her dreams with our help for short time
Pornostars adore it...
Tried ineffective pills, vacuum pumps, and other advertised methods without success?
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Watch out for Rooster-Challenged Men!
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"salmonberry"
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