Prompts: Spam Email Subject Drabbleathon

May 23, 2009 17:41

Okay, so I need something fun and mindless to keep me from dwelling in misery.

As inspired by my earlier tweet of this ridiculous subject I saw in my SPAM gmail folder (Horny Peach Eating Aroused Coaack Attack), I have decided to host a Spam Email Subject DrabbleathonFirst, what I need from you all are a couple of gems from your SPAM folders! By ( Read more... )

lulz, drabble_challenge, drabbles, geekery, fandom

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lessthanpie May 23 2009, 22:56:46 UTC
"She won't need a microscope anymore to find your instrument."

"Yo" (IDK, it make me laugh. :P)

"When the violence will end?"

"Restless sticking ability is true!"

"Prohibited video from Canada"

"Sex and king fu-learn to control your miind and body"

"Turn from sparrow to eagle"

"Lion desire ingredient"

"Wang won't be unready" (I'm already writing Space: Above and Beyond fic in my head. There's a character named Paul Wang. >_>)

"Real Female Orgasm Part 2" (There is no part one, OH NOES.)

Dude, I could go all day. :P

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all of these copy and pasted directly. therealocelot May 23 2009, 23:31:03 UTC
Kangaroo farts could ease global awrming
Big Dick.. everyone can have 1b
They sailed away in a Sieve, they did (ed. That one is my favorite)
Don't keep your size in big disguise
Don't go to work today
Your wife's photo? (ed. I have a wife? news to me!)
Hey, man, our news
I was your assistant
This crysis never ends
In a manner so far from pleasant
Keywords harrington

...and now I can hit "Delete all spam messages now", having checked through it all for the rare non-spam email!

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schmoo999 May 23 2009, 23:36:04 UTC
Here are some I just found in my spam folder:

Give her best stimulation!! That morpheus!!

Their heads are green, and their hands are blue

Realize all of her dreams with our help for short time

Pornostars adore it...

Tried ineffective pills, vacuum pumps, and other advertised methods without success?

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heinous_bitca May 24 2009, 00:07:34 UTC
This one of my favorites. It's the guild MOTD of my bank alt guild in WoW:

Watch out for Rooster-Challenged Men!

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limbomonkey May 24 2009, 01:22:50 UTC
Sometimes one word sums it all up.

"salmonberry"

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