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tarie

Prompts: Spam Email Subject Drabbleathon

May 23, 2009 17:41

Okay, so I need something fun and mindless to keep me from dwelling in misery.

As inspired by my earlier tweet of this ridiculous subject I saw in my SPAM gmail folder (Horny Peach Eating Aroused Coaack Attack), I have decided to host a Spam Email Subject DrabbleathonFirst, what I need from you all are a couple of gems from your SPAM folders! By ( Read more... )

lulz, drabble_challenge, drabbles, geekery, fandom

Comments 14

florahart May 23 2009, 22:06:10 UTC

Like these?

Your rod will be faultless weapons
Your manstrength will return to you like the boomerang

florahart May 23 2009, 23:56:46 UTC

Okay, or these that just arrived:

Enhancing your male instrument means winning a war.
Become a Real Federal Investigator 2009

Hmmm annearchy May 23 2009, 22:07:59 UTC

Dearest,

Kind regards, I am Miss Alima , tall, slim, fair and a very good looking girl that loves travelling and dancing, a student, that loves to be loved, kindly permit my contacting you through this medium I am compelled to contact you via this medium for obvious reasons which you will understand when we discuss details of my proposition. Pls I will like you to reply to me through my mail address (alima.justin040@yahoo.fr) so that we will know each other very well, I am looking forward to your positive confirmation to enable us have an important discussion the we will start from there which will include my introduction, I will send my pics later.

Thanks and God bless,
Alima

scarah2 May 23 2009, 22:14:36 UTC

Become The Real CSI Investigator
I got Junk in my Trunk!
Hi, my name is Paul and I'm one of those Internet guys...
One-stop shop for your erectile issues
Make money working form [sic] home.
Termite swarms might soon sweep across the US!

That's just in the last couple of days.

heather May 23 2009, 22:17:12 UTC

No, these are not typos:

"Best Lovemaking Positions for Meeeen"

"Studs N' Buds 2 @ Woofhunt.com" (IDEK WTF)

"Foreplay First, Thank Me Later - 5 Great Foreplay Tippss"

marcelle42 May 23 2009, 22:52:16 UTC

In a similar vein, tell me you have seen Spamusement. It's awesome.

I don't get much spam these days with gmail. It's almost a shame -- I'm clearly missing out on some gems. So, I went to check my spam folder:

Lift your rod!
Next time listen to what I say
How to give Heer Unbearable Orgasms
White House freaks