Hell hath no Fury (NCIS/Avengers)

[tari_roo]

Title: Hell hath no Fury... which is a pretty good thing for Hell, as Nick's a scary guy. (or : When those closest to you, know you too well. OR: Abby goes to New York and the Stark Tower was just asking to be invaded visited)
Author: tari_roo
Fandoms: NCIS/Avengers
Disclaimer: I know nothing, I own nothing, I make no profit, claims or patents. But I'd kill

Comments

[auntmo9]

Oh...so I get a mention in you AN? Well, not me really, but my evil alter ego? Who doesn't even have her own icon, btw.

And who needs to give you plot bunnies when you have your own?

But I’d kill to see Steve Rogers meet Ziva, and Tony hit on Natasha and Gibbs headslap Stark. Kill is too strong a word. I’d pay to see it.

Gently, Nick placed his hand over Abby’s mouth and sighed, “One Tony is enough, Miss Sciuto. Now let’s see what we can do to get you out of here.”

Abby nodded from behind his hand, eyes crinkled with laughter. Bruce cleared his throat, clearly ready to get this done.

Tony though, quietly drawled, “Wait, why were you worried about me calling Abby for a consult?”

But if you are looking for more, I would be glad to oblige.

Like, doesn't JARVIS need a friend...maybe a certain computer that is able to predict future crimes?

*cackles evilly*

[tari_roo]

Three words:

I hate you.

Really?? POI?? Real Batman vs the Batman-wannabe and Finch quietly hacking JARVIS who is besotted with 'the Machine'

That's it - friendship over.

[auntmo9]

Really? Ending a friendship over a prompt?

*sighs*

Besides JARVIS and 'the Machine" probably only play chess or war games or some souped up version of Halo or Age of Conan that they play with a theoretical particle physicist from Cal Tech and a couple of nomads with screen names jimmypage4ever and hermionerulz.

It is only when Tony gets involved that things get dicey. :D

[tari_roo]

And they crash the SHIELD server (which Tony suggested as it allows for unlimited bandwidth across borders). Although it may have been the wormhole connection to Pegasus that was the real problem.

[claudiapriscus]

Hahah! Oh man, this is awesome. I giggled to myself like mad. (Also, deadpool references FTW)

[tari_roo]

*fistbump for getting the reference*

It's kinda sad though that round 2 doesn't have a lot of fills... Did I mention this is for avengersgen?? Ooops.

[claudiapriscus]

Sigh. Guilt, so much guilt. I still am working on my original fill.

[tari_roo]

*wipes away guilt* See, a half finished awesome fic! :)

[indigocat]

Funniest thing I've read in awhile.

[tari_roo]

Thanks :)

[pinigir]

Loved it! Loved Tony's and Abby's interactions. Loved Fury's reaction to Abby's appearance. And everybody else's reactions. :-D

[tari_roo]

Thanks! Glad you liked it! :)

[dolimir_k]

This is awesome! Wants more precious.

[tari_roo]

*beams* Thanks. Glad you liked it. You left off a few 'ssssssss' though ;-)

[dolimir_k]

Heh, I know. I had a cat stretched over both arms and one over the shoulder. I had to type it left handed. *g*

Cats, gotta love them. I would have typed a longer reply, but they were both getting annoyed with me.