Kallum wiped his brow and looked at his work, satifisfied. A circle of 36 monoliths stood proudly on his island. It had taken weeks to put them all up, with Hrugh the Skald making constant jokes about erections. And 'getting it up'. Also finding the right shade of sandstone to set off his ice blue eyes had been a bitch.
At this point, a longship pulled up and a large group of viking sea-farers charged up the beach, led by Pall Leslison, Kallum's long-term friend rival. Rushing past Kallum and Hrugh, they continued into the centre of the stone circle. Pall gave Hrugh the thumbs up.
"Oh Kallum" trilled Hrugh happily, "I see your ring is full of seamen!"
THE END
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