Don't get on a boat with them, Hellison
JUST NORTH OF ORKNEY ON THE DRAGON-BOAT "ARE YOU FEELING LOKI?"
"Shut up! Shut UP!" shouted Kallum.
"So why's he in such a big... hoff?" Pall asked Hrugh with a wicked grin.
"I'm not sure - he didn't hoff to come" said Hrugh with great innocence.
"We'll hoff to ask him, I reckon"
"I'd hoff to agree with you there!"
"Once more, just ONCE more" Kallum whispered menacingly, stroking his big axe.
"Will it be hoff with our heads?" chorused the pair happily
SIX HOURS LATER
"He's been sobbing like that for a while you know"
"Maybe we should stop?"
"That would be hoff-ally nice of us, I suppose."
EIGHT HOURS LATER
"We're here Kallum!"
Kallum uncurled and looked with pleasure at the island - room to avoid those to idiots, finally.
"That's right!" called Hjelleboredjoll from the shore "Welcome to sunny Jarlshoff! - That's odd, why's your captain jumped into the sea... and swimming south? You two, stop high-fiving each other and tell me. Besides, it's not historically accurate."
THE END
Jarlshof! http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/shetland/jarlshof/index.html
ETA Here is Kallum in a berserker rage
The teeth on him!
"Shut up! Shut UP!" shouted Kallum.
"So why's he in such a big... hoff?" Pall asked Hrugh with a wicked grin.
"I'm not sure - he didn't hoff to come" said Hrugh with great innocence.
"We'll hoff to ask him, I reckon"
"I'd hoff to agree with you there!"
"Once more, just ONCE more" Kallum whispered menacingly, stroking his big axe.
"Will it be hoff with our heads?" chorused the pair happily
SIX HOURS LATER
"He's been sobbing like that for a while you know"
"Maybe we should stop?"
"That would be hoff-ally nice of us, I suppose."
EIGHT HOURS LATER
"We're here Kallum!"
Kallum uncurled and looked with pleasure at the island - room to avoid those to idiots, finally.
"That's right!" called Hjelleboredjoll from the shore "Welcome to sunny Jarlshoff! - That's odd, why's your captain jumped into the sea... and swimming south? You two, stop high-fiving each other and tell me. Besides, it's not historically accurate."
THE END
Jarlshof! http://www.undiscoveredscotland.co.uk/shetland/jarlshof/index.html
ETA Here is Kallum in a berserker rage
The teeth on him!