Comments | tarattack: we'll head south; just hold my hand now.

tarattack

we'll head south; just hold my hand now.

Apr 12, 2010 16:52

RANDOM POST IS RANDOM. BE WARNED.

- something that made me think thinky thoughts.
emily and i were talking i said something about "our children" meaning our respective children.
but she said that i made it sound like ~our children, like me and her.
and i was like, "i don't see why we can't have kids. just because we're not in a committed sexual ( Read more... )

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episkeyit April 12 2010, 22:30:36 UTC

WAIT. DO YOU GUYS NOT HAVE 2/$5 FLIP FLOPS IN EVERY COLOR IN THE WORLD ANYMORE?? D:

/overreaction

tarattack April 12 2010, 22:35:40 UTC

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
THAT'S THE THING, WE STILL DO!

i don't get, repeat: DO NOT GET, how people miss the GIANT WALL OF MULTI COLORED, FLIP FLOP SHAPED ITEMS.
i get asked AT LEAST twice a shift where they are.
and i ALWAYS say, in the most helpful tone (read: "you are dumbshit" tone) i can manage, "well, there's a giant wall of them right over there."

episkeyit April 12 2010, 22:51:27 UTC

OH. I thought you meant "miss" as in you got rid of it or something and people wanted it back and you, for some reason, really hated a wall of flip flops. Not "miss" as in do not see it. WHOOPS.
That is the stupidest thing ever. How do you not see a giant wall of brightly colored flip flops? People are dumb. You are entitled to your rage.
WHEW.
I need my flip flops, man.

tarattack April 12 2010, 23:00:58 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
yea, that would be a legit complaint.
i would be upset if we got rid of all the flip flops too.

BUT THANK YOU FOR VALIDATING MY RAGE.
i'm almost at the point where i want to punch people for asking it.
XD

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tarattack April 12 2010, 22:59:00 UTC

... actually, i don't know if we have the sign yet...
BUT STILL, CONTEXT CLUES, PEOPLE.
i think on the handicap stalls it says "fitting room".

and there's a difference between being confused and then being like, "ah! there they are!" and legitimately not getting it.
it pleases me that you are of the former. :D

aligning_stars April 13 2010, 01:10:10 UTC

dude so, my gay and i used to plan to have 6 kids together all the time. there's absolutely nothing wrong with two people in what is literally a committed relationship, but not having sex with each other, raising a family together. hey. what about full house, huh? what was that? xDDDD

episkeyit April 13 2010, 02:09:48 UTC

they were totally having sex idk what you're talking about

aligning_stars April 13 2010, 02:10:51 UTC

maybe jesse and joey were, but danny was far too uptight to be getting laid regularly

tarattack April 13 2010, 04:05:01 UTC

THIS.

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aspenfallen April 13 2010, 03:38:16 UTC

THANK YOU!!! :D

tarattack April 13 2010, 04:05:22 UTC

ANYTIME. :DDDDDD

intrenches April 13 2010, 03:38:55 UTC

I like the new Old Navy layout. SORRY, NO MORE COMMENTARY.

But those Modelquins freak the fuuuuck out of me. Every time I turn a corner, there's one right there and I'm like WHOA.

tarattack April 13 2010, 04:10:44 UTC

ahahahahahahahahha.
i do too.
and i don't mind you saying it.
but i hear it from EVERY CUSTOMER THAT PASSES BY ME.
and tbh, it's the ones that complain about it that make me want to choke things.
GET THE FUCK OVER IT; YOU DON'T CONTROL THE LAYOUT. /anger.

ahahahahahhahahaha. the headless ones freak me out the most.
especially because one of them was dressed EXACTLY like on of my managers and i rounded the corner to ask him a question then looked up to see a body with no head.
needless to say i might've wet myself a little.

also, your icon, "darling, i don't know how to tell you this... but there's a chinese family in our bathroom..."
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.