we'll head south; just hold my hand now.

[tarattack]

RANDOM POST IS RANDOM. BE WARNED.

- something that made me think thinky thoughts.
emily and i were talking i said something about "our children" meaning our respective children.
but she said that i made it sound like ~our children, like me and her.
and i was like, "i don't see why we can't have kids. just because we're not in a committed sexual

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[aligning_stars]

dude so, my gay and i used to plan to have 6 kids together all the time. there's absolutely nothing wrong with two people in what is literally a committed relationship, but not having sex with each other, raising a family together. hey. what about full house, huh? what was that? xDDDD

[episkeyit]

they were totally having sex idk what you're talking about

[aligning_stars]

maybe jesse and joey were, but danny was far too uptight to be getting laid regularly

[tarattack]

THIS.

[aligning_stars]

i shudder just thinking about it. no one should be doing joey. remember when the world found out 'you oughta know' was about him? *shudders again*

[tarattack]

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
me thinking about him getting sexed leads me to thinking about his sex face and WOULD YOU PLEASE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH.
D:

[aligning_stars]

he'd be all "cut. it. out!" and then make bullwinkle sounds. D: ok when you're done with the brain bleach, pass it my way please?

[tarattack]

i'm literally shaking myself to get the image out of my head.
blech.
blech.
blech.
GIMME SOMETHING BETTER TO THINK ABOUT.
D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

[aligning_stars]

um um um um um
this isn't better but now i'm on the full house wiki and i am laughing at this right here:
Jesse ends up secretly weeping after he says goodbye to Michelle, showing that he really isn't ready to leave the house, but does it for Becky.
SECRETLY WEEPING.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[tarattack]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA.
so i just saw SECRETLY WEEPING when i went to read this comment.
and i really thought you had found some full house bad!fic and i thought i was going to be scarred for life.
XDDDDDD

[aligning_stars]

do NOT make me go looking for full house fic. my god.

[tarattack]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
doooooooooooooooooooon't.
i'm already scarred with joey's sex face.
XD

[aligning_stars]

horrible horrible things are just flooding my mind now and they won't stop. they. won't. stop.

haaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1817044/1/Forbidden

[tarattack]

.... you're going to make me read that, aren't you?...

[aligning_stars]

it's short.
and fucking hilarious.
i'm STILL laughing.

[tarattack]

omg.
omg.
omg.
*gags*
*shudders*
*suppresses vom*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i think my favorite though is, no lie, cut in the fashionable mullet style.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.