WHAT IS THIS FANDOM RUBBISH?!

[tapestryblaster]

MY DARLING BABY BOY, REGULUS, HAS COME BACK!!! OH, BUT HE IS THE VERY IDEAL OF A YOUNG PUREBLOOD!!! QUITE THE OPPOSITE OF THE SHAME OF MY FLESH, HIS BROTHER, WHOSE INDISCRETIONS HAVE TARNISHED THE FAMILY NAME BEYOND ALL HOPE OF RECOVERY!!

EVEN KREACHER HAS BEEN CELEBRATING THE RETURN OF MY YOUNGER SON. HE DREW A PICTURE WITH THIS... MS PAINT

Comments

[loyalfukutaicho]

Too bad most people won't be able to attend your party. They'll be celebrating the release of the last book of your fandom.

[tapestryblaster]

ARE YOU UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WANT MOST PEOPLE TO ATTEND?

LAST BOOK? FANDOM? WHAT IS ALL THIS RUBBISH?!

[loyalfukutaicho]

No, but you said that you're inviting people. And I'm just saying that most of those people will probably be busy.

You're a character in the Harry Potter book series. And the final book in the series is coming out July 21st.

[tapestryblaster]

THEY WILL NOT BE BUSY. NO ONE IS BUSY WHEN THERE IS A BLACK SOIREE TO ATTEND!!

PARDON ME?! I AM NOT A CHARACTER IN A BOOK!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME THIS WAY!!! I SWEAR ON THE HOUSE OF MY FOREFATHERS, I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD UP BESIDE THE HOUSE-ELVES'!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

Pureblood witches and wizards?

[tapestryblaster]

INDEED.

YOUR INVITATION SHALL BE ARRIVING SHORTLY, ENVY, MY DEAR.

[sexy_and_skorty]

...

[tapestryblaster]

IS THERE A PROBLEM?

[flaminbackstbbr]

... Your son's quite the artist.

[tapestryblaster]

I HAVE TWO SONS. I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST WHICH ONE YOU'RE SPEAKING OF.

[flaminbackstbbr]

The one who drew that ... thing. In your post.

[tapestryblaster]

KREACHER IS NOT MY SON!! ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I GAVE BIRTH TO A HOUSE-ELF?!?!?!

[happybeinggreen]

I love parties, Sweetcakes, thank you for the invite!

[tapestryblaster]

SWEETCAKES?! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME SUCH AN INSULTING NAME!!! IF YOU EVEN DARE TO INVITE YOURSELF TO THE SOIREE, I SHALL HAVE YOU THROWN INTO THE DUNGEON AND LOCKED THERE UNTIL THE END OF TIME!! NOTHING WILL RUIN THIS FOR MY BOY, LEAST OF ALL A BLOODY HORNED GREEN DEMON!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY JOURNAL THIS INSTANT!!

[happybeinggreen]

You invited me, Sugarplum. 'Purebloods only'. I accept.
You have a dungeon? Kinky. Sorry, sweetie, but I don't think you're my type. Let's just be friends.

[tapestryblaster]

PUREBLOODED WITCHES AND WIZARDS!!! STARS, BUT MUTANT SCUM IS EVEN MORE DENSE THAN I HAD IMAGINED.

HOW DARE YOU!! I SHALL NOT BE FRIENDS WITH THE LIKES OF YOU!!! OUT OF MY JOURNAL!! OUT! NOW!!

OOC

[slobberymongrel]

I cant stop laughing.

Re: OOC

[tapestryblaster]

O rly? *___*

Re: OOC

[slobberymongrel]

Ya rly.

Also I laughed and thought of futons when I saw OOTP with my little brother today. A NOD TO YOU, MISS.