WHAT IS THIS FANDOM RUBBISH?!

[tapestryblaster]

MY DARLING BABY BOY, REGULUS, HAS COME BACK!!! OH, BUT HE IS THE VERY IDEAL OF A YOUNG PUREBLOOD!!! QUITE THE OPPOSITE OF THE SHAME OF MY FLESH, HIS BROTHER, WHOSE INDISCRETIONS HAVE TARNISHED THE FAMILY NAME BEYOND ALL HOPE OF RECOVERY!!

EVEN KREACHER HAS BEEN CELEBRATING THE RETURN OF MY YOUNGER SON. HE DREW A PICTURE WITH THIS... MS PAINT

Comments

[loyalfukutaicho]

Too bad most people won't be able to attend your party. They'll be celebrating the release of the last book of your fandom.

[tapestryblaster]

ARE YOU UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I WANT MOST PEOPLE TO ATTEND?

LAST BOOK? FANDOM? WHAT IS ALL THIS RUBBISH?!

[loyalfukutaicho]

No, but you said that you're inviting people. And I'm just saying that most of those people will probably be busy.

You're a character in the Harry Potter book series. And the final book in the series is coming out July 21st.

[tapestryblaster]

THEY WILL NOT BE BUSY. NO ONE IS BUSY WHEN THERE IS A BLACK SOIREE TO ATTEND!!

PARDON ME?! I AM NOT A CHARACTER IN A BOOK!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME THIS WAY!!! I SWEAR ON THE HOUSE OF MY FOREFATHERS, I SHALL HAVE YOUR HEAD UP BESIDE THE HOUSE-ELVES'!!!

[loyalfukutaicho]

Right.

I quote Wikipedia.com : Walburga Black is a fictional character in the Harry Potter series. I'm not insulting you. It's pure fact. And it'd be funny to see you try, seeing as I'm not even in the same dimension as you. ^_^

[tapestryblaster]

RUBBISH!! RUBBISH!!! QUOTING FALSE SOURCES AT ME -- JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, THE MINISTER OF MAGIC?!

DON'T YOU DARE UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MAGIC, GIRL!!! YOU'LL SEE JUST WHAT IT CAN DO SOON ENOUGH, MARK MY WORDS!!

[loyalfukutaicho]

It's not false. See?

I would never underestimate magic! I'm quite adept at my own brand of magic. And what can a PORTRAIT do?

[tapestryblaster]

FOOL! THAT WIKI BUSINESS IS MUGGLE TRASH AND COMPLETE AND UTTER UNICORN DUNG!!! I SHAN'T EVEN CREDIT IT WITH A GLANCE!!!

OH, BUT YOU SHALL BE SORRY FOR DARING TO INSULT ME!! YOU HAVE NOT AN INKLING OF THE CONTACTS I POSSESS!! MR HEARSE WOULD BE MORE THAN WILLING TO TAKE ON A JOB FOR ME, DISPOSING OF AN ORIENTAL SHINIWHATSIT!!! HAH!!