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Insults
Ok, here's the link to a fun insult generator.
http://insultgenerator.net/
My favorite by far has been:
"Nice reflective jacket, you pre-op transexual retard." -
Cannonball!
Ok, a few base terms for you non-gamers.
Bashing Damage - Blunt force (punches, baseball bats, falls, etc)
Lethal Damage - Stabbing or ripping (knives, bullets, claws, etc)
Aggravated Damage - Soul-rending pain (things anathema to a creature , soul eating, etc ( Read more... ) -
Girls Vs. Boys
So has anyone else ever been in the opposite gender's restrooms? It seems that no matter where I go, I end up getting a glimpse into the secret world of the female bathroom and getting jealous. Seriously ( Read more... ) -
Ashley, Ashley, Ashley
So, while taking my usual top-row in the corner of the classroom spot, a few girls, who seem to only have one brain split amongst the four of them, decided to sit up here too ( Read more... ) -
buh dum
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard... (fill in the rest with comments) -
Well Crap
3rd post in the same class. Lol. Just thought I should share this one.
In past forensic classes, we had to measure the temperatures of dead bodies by placing the thermometer between it and the ground.
This year (advanced forensics), we need to jam it up the butt. Luckly, it's just a dead pig. But I'm not looking forward to it. Lol -
Short Rant
Ok, seriously. What is with girls and their tit-sacks. For those of you who don't know, I consider tit-sacks the shirts many college girls wear that don't require a bra, and show a ton of cleavage ( Read more... ) -
Alien Presidents
You know, maybe it's because I recently finished the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I was wondering about interplanetary economics and politics ( Read more... )
