Ashley, Ashley, Ashley
So, while taking my usual top-row in the corner of the classroom spot, a few girls, who seem to only have one brain split amongst the four of them, decided to sit up here too.
They quite literally began a melodic cheer when another girl walked in. This included loud clapping, making people turn around with glares. Did this stop them? No. Unfortunately, this was like 2 minutes before class, so the instructor couldn't say anything.
They then proceed to eat weird snacks and one girl cusses up a storm over the fact that her candy has spiky edges and it poked her hand. At this point, all I want to do is ask my Forensic's instructor if he needs any volunteers for the victim of a death investigation.
I guess the whole point of this rant is to say I'm glad I'm gay. I can't see myself putting up with this sorority mentality. These girls clearly think their actions are funny and cute... and I blame all of you heterosexuals for that. Could any straight guys who read this (like... maybe one) start informing females (at least friends, family, and significant others) that acting like a six-year-old doesn't make someone look cute? Maybe a comment about how they'll only attract pedophiles would be appropriate to the situation. I don't know.
Oh God, my teacher just mentioned the dangers of putting your hands in a body's pockets (razors or needles). He said this happens often in Chicago. One girl next to me just "Woot"ed. Because he said Chicago... did it just go over her head that he was implying Chicago has a drug problem? Or is it just something that she has to say if someone says Chicago.
Lol... to brighten my mood, we suddenly switched topics to a soririty girl getting hit by a train... by one of the president's trains. ROFL! And my teacher was the head investigator of the report and got taken on the train (the president wasn't on it), but got a tour and everyone had a steak dinner on board. Ok, terribly morbid, but it just made my day a little brighter. :-D
They quite literally began a melodic cheer when another girl walked in. This included loud clapping, making people turn around with glares. Did this stop them? No. Unfortunately, this was like 2 minutes before class, so the instructor couldn't say anything.
They then proceed to eat weird snacks and one girl cusses up a storm over the fact that her candy has spiky edges and it poked her hand. At this point, all I want to do is ask my Forensic's instructor if he needs any volunteers for the victim of a death investigation.
I guess the whole point of this rant is to say I'm glad I'm gay. I can't see myself putting up with this sorority mentality. These girls clearly think their actions are funny and cute... and I blame all of you heterosexuals for that. Could any straight guys who read this (like... maybe one) start informing females (at least friends, family, and significant others) that acting like a six-year-old doesn't make someone look cute? Maybe a comment about how they'll only attract pedophiles would be appropriate to the situation. I don't know.
Oh God, my teacher just mentioned the dangers of putting your hands in a body's pockets (razors or needles). He said this happens often in Chicago. One girl next to me just "Woot"ed. Because he said Chicago... did it just go over her head that he was implying Chicago has a drug problem? Or is it just something that she has to say if someone says Chicago.
Lol... to brighten my mood, we suddenly switched topics to a soririty girl getting hit by a train... by one of the president's trains. ROFL! And my teacher was the head investigator of the report and got taken on the train (the president wasn't on it), but got a tour and everyone had a steak dinner on board. Ok, terribly morbid, but it just made my day a little brighter. :-D