i don't update this anymore because i am an angel and i flew away to the southwest of france to be a gardener. i like it better outdoors than on the internet.

you should try it too.

on the fox 10 oclock news tonight, they have tips on how to do your makeup to look like a stripper.

i still don't get why they were mad at janet...

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i wish someone would IM me so they could see my amazing away message. but as reek just pointed out, no one is IMing me because they think i am away...

i am about to start a huge rant on Proper Site™ about disinformation and HPV but before i do, i was researching some things about virii. my main point is that, by their very nature, virii are incurable but i wanted to be certain that was correct before i said it and i don't have my books anymore, (all on their way to france already, weeee for them ( Read more... )

does it make me a really bad person that yesterday i picked a BIG beaugie out of my nose, a lovely juicy one, then wiped it on my cats nose and watched her eat it?

well, does it..?

is it normal, when starving hungry, to say, ahhh fuck it, i am going to the bar instead to find my beer muse so i can write my love letter to mike..?

i am officially fat. i couldn't fit into a pair of trousers just a moment ago. not even if i breathed in and acted like the crazy ladies did in the 80's with the skin tight jeans. you might as well just call me blubber blimp.

i think food is angry with me, or, i think food loves me more than life itself. reason, you ask? well, every time i eat, i get high in someway. the pizza made me mad and this vegan general tso's "chicken" is making me spin out...

i have decided that when i win the nobel peace prize, i am going to make noah grey be my official photographer. i hope he's got lots of rolls of film ready, because i'm a stunner!!!