First actual, finished fanfic. Evarrrr.

[tanizard]

Title: Bad Hair, And Other (Less Publicised) Stories
Fandom: Popslash. Westlife RPS. Who else? MY BRAIN, IT IS CONSUMED BY IRISH PROSTATES.
Pairing: Vague multiple; Shane/Nicky
Rating: ...PG-13 for language?
Notes: ...please read? Even if you have no idea re: Westlife. I'd appreciate it greatly.

Comments

[sayafterme]

YOU PUT THE *FOOM FOOM* IN MY PANTS.

Seriously though, I adore this. especially Nicky was a beautiful boy with slightly-off teeth and the sweetest blue eyes God had ever granted; now he's a beautiful man with a money-bought mouth that leers unattractively and Shane himself has partaken in removing the innocence from those eyes.

and and

Bryan had surprised them all by becoming first a husband, then a father, then an asshole. And Mark - sometimes it hurts to look at Mark, because he's grown from a hermit into someone who's so proud of who he is and still loved for it and Shane wants desperately to know what that's like.

just. Nnngh. I love it so much. I LESS-THAN-THREE YOU.

[tanizard]

I AM SO GLAD YOU LOVE IT. BECAUSE IT WOULD HAVE NO MEANING WHATSOEVER IF YOU DIDN'T.

OMG SPAN *US*. AND *THEM*. *SO* *MUCH* *LOVE*.

[maudlinrose]

This was really, really good. I actually felt, you know, sympathetic for the characters boybanders characters and all. It was disconcerting.

The writing was excellent, and I especially liked this line:

Bryan had surprised them all by becoming first a husband, then a father, then an asshole.

because it made me laugh, and also this:

Nicky who spends half an hour staring at pictures of Shane with Gillian and Nicole and never quite turns far enough to Shane staring at *him*.

In conclusion: ROCK ON!

[tanizard]

Hee. I'm becoming quite partial to it myself. :D Thanks for reading it! (not that you wouldn't read anything, you Harry/Dead!Basilisk writer, you)

[maudlinrose]

No, it's true, I'll read and/or write just about anything, and I've grown too used to the idea to be anything but cheerfully shamed by it.

For instance, on Tuesday I was vaguely considering writing a Timmy/George fic from the Famous Five by Enid Blyton, inspired by something I read on one of the infamous Anonymous Air Your Filthy Secrets posts on tmi_chix. In case you can't remember, George was the girl, and Timmy was the... dog.

It was going to be written in a tasteful manner, I swear. For instance, there wasn't going to be any actual dog-fucking.

[tanizard]

I *did* remember that, and well done, you just destroyed my entire childhood in one fell swoop.

:D You're so great, dude.

[blue_raven]

Dude! I cannot mock this.

Write more stuff, you great prat. Even if it is Westlife popslash, I wouldn't care if it was or not. Just, just, do this more often.

*loves*

HA. I win. I totally didn't mock you, unless 'great prat' actually offends your delicate sensibilities. ♥

[tanizard]

♥ thank you for the non-mockage, dear.

we should have tea one day soon. like, tea and scones. because...i said so. :)

[sayafterme]

EHEHEHEHEHEHEE you read popslash!!!! :D :D :D

[blue_raven]

EHEHEHEHEHEE and it wasn't the first time, either, thank you very much. :D

Only BSB popslash was slightly more disturbing on account of the fugly one I can't remember the name of.

Yeah, so haha.

[filanisation]

Nicky was a beautiful boy with slightly-off teeth and the sweetest blue eyes God had ever granted; now he's a beautiful man with a money-bought mouth that leers unattractively and Shane himself has partaken in removing the innocence from those eyes. Kian - vanity personified since Shane can't even remember when - woke up one day earlier that year with a handful of hairs on his pillow and hasn't had it cut since.

I went from "aww" to "OMFG! HAHAHAHA KIAN!!!!!" at this point of time.

Nicky who spends half an hour staring at pictures of Shane with Gillian and Nicole and never quite turns far enough to Shane staring at *him*;

Everyone together now, AWWWW.

Seriously. I should stop reading such fics at such ungodly hours. And have I add that I loooove it! You totally nailed the whole Westlife scene now. Everyone can see how Shane and Nicky are dealing with their whole "break-up".

Love your fic!

[tanizard]

I have discovered that I only like pre-new-teeth Nicky. I mean, I'm still all about the Shnicky, but Nicky and his new mouth just bug the CRAP out of me - he's not cute anymore, he just looks like a pretentious, cocky ASS. There was absolutely nothing wrong with his teeth - a couple were a weeny bit crooked, or something, but they were *cute* and *clean* and they looked natural. Now it's as though someone gave him a horse-jew transplant and put bleach in his daily mouthwash. UGH.

/odd-Nicky-rant

Ehehehe I'm so glad you liked! Especially the Kian bit - that's actually my favourite line. :D

[tanizard]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA *JAW*. A horse-JAW transplant.

WTF HORSE-JEW? *FACEPALM*

[sayafterme]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[digitalsprawl]

pop-slash ew.

no, hang on, wait. :D

that missy, was gooood. and it's the first fic you've actually finished? hee. i vote you finish fics more often.

[sayafterme]

i vote you finish fics more often.

I AGREE WHOLE-HEARTEDLY!!

[tanizard]

[digitalsprawl]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT OMG? I WANTSES!