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.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

Aug 06, 2010 15:39

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to ( Read more... )

john marston is a real [cow]boy, joke, science nerds unite

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[Voice] aintnothingfair August 6 2010, 21:43:01 UTC

Don't think I get it, partner.

[Voice] tangentdarko August 6 2010, 21:51:34 UTC

Because the horse isn't a sphere..

Re: [Voice] aintnothingfair August 7 2010, 00:35:17 UTC

I know that part.

...is it a joke?

Re: [Voice] tangentdarko August 7 2010, 03:29:06 UTC

Yeah, I mean. I wouldn't tell such a lame story if it weren't a joke..

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[Voice] ourlastbesthope August 6 2010, 21:43:15 UTC

[Yeah...he actually did laugh at that.] Where did you hear that?

[Voice] tangentdarko August 6 2010, 21:52:55 UTC

Well, I heard some variation of it from my physics teacher once, but I wanted to include The Cowboy to make it more interesting. Normally it's a spherical cow, but.. [He laughs.] ..a horse sounded better for a cowboy.

[Voice] ourlastbesthope August 6 2010, 21:55:53 UTC

I've heard the spherical cow joke. It's well known.

You must have liked your physics teacher.

[Voice] tangentdarko August 6 2010, 22:04:58 UTC

Same basic joke.

Yeah, Mr. Monnitoff. He was pretty cool and he helped me learn a lot. I mean, the class was only asking about Newton's Laws and stuff, but he and I talked about stuff like time travel and quantum mechanics. I'm pretty good at understanding stuff if I have someone like that to talk about it with, you know?

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voice tangentdarko August 7 2010, 03:30:17 UTC

Well yeah.

rayney_day August 7 2010, 00:05:55 UTC

What...?

tangentdarko August 7 2010, 03:30:38 UTC

It's a joke. If you don't get it, it's really hard to explain.

rayney_day August 7 2010, 03:39:11 UTC

It also sucks, dude...

tangentdarko August 7 2010, 04:57:32 UTC

Maybe you're just too stupid to get it.

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Voice warrenwhite August 7 2010, 00:07:42 UTC

Oh, I get it! It's funny because the physicist is over analyzing the basic scenario of the horses physical decline in overly complex terms. That's hilarious! [He doesn't sound sarcastic, he's actually amused.]

Voice tangentdarko August 7 2010, 03:31:19 UTC

Close enough, yeah. I'm glad you liked it.

Who are you?

Voice warrenwhite August 7 2010, 03:48:45 UTC

It was pretty classy, pretty classy indeed. I'm Warren White.

Voice tangentdarko August 7 2010, 04:58:56 UTC

You sound like a superhero.

You're the one that asked for the shark, right? Can I come feed it?

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