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.06. [VOICE] a joke about john marston & robert capa

Aug 06, 2010 15:39

A cowboy and a physicist walk into a bar. (I don't know why, they just do.) The cowboy walks over to the physicist and is complaining about how his horse can't run as many hours as it used to be able to. The physicist listens to him, asks a few questions, and then says he'll think about it, right? A few hours and a few drinks later, he goes up to ( Read more... )

john marston is a real [cow]boy, joke, science nerds unite

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Voice warrenwhite August 7 2010, 00:07:42 UTC

Oh, I get it! It's funny because the physicist is over analyzing the basic scenario of the horses physical decline in overly complex terms. That's hilarious! [He doesn't sound sarcastic, he's actually amused.]

Voice tangentdarko August 7 2010, 03:31:19 UTC

Close enough, yeah. I'm glad you liked it.

Who are you?

Voice warrenwhite August 7 2010, 03:48:45 UTC

It was pretty classy, pretty classy indeed. I'm Warren White.

Voice tangentdarko August 7 2010, 04:58:56 UTC

You sound like a superhero.

You're the one that asked for the shark, right? Can I come feed it?

Voice - this is canon. warrenwhite August 7 2010, 05:17:41 UTC

No, not me. The only superhero I know is Batman, and that guy has serious issues. He once stopped me from making out with my therapist. Or at least someone disguised as my therapist.

Yeah, definitely. It's on level five.

Voice - rofl. They can feed it together after the art room thing? tangentdarko August 7 2010, 05:27:49 UTC

Was she hot?

Thanks. Will you show me how? I don't really know anything about them.

Voice - OF COURSE. :D warrenwhite August 7 2010, 06:18:34 UTC

Yeah. She was. And kind of dead, apparently, but I didn't know that.

Sure. I think we just stick it in the tank. The sharks really clever, it'll work it out.

Voice. <3 tangentdarko August 7 2010, 06:42:38 UTC

How were you making out with her if she was dead?

Cool. I'll come by sometime later. I wander around a lot.

Voice. warrenwhite August 7 2010, 06:50:01 UTC

Well, she was dead, but there was another chick underneath wearing her skin.

You know where I'll be. The shark needs company, after all.

Voice. tangentdarko August 7 2010, 17:02:56 UTC

That's pretty fucking gross.

Voice. warrenwhite August 8 2010, 09:56:46 UTC

Yeah, I know. Weird to think that I'd be talking to her like that for weeks.

Voice. tangentdarko August 8 2010, 23:53:28 UTC

Shouldn't you be glad that he saved you from that?

Voice. warrenwhite August 9 2010, 00:02:58 UTC

...No. He didn't have to go smashing through a window to do it. Overkill, much?

Re: Voice. tangentdarko August 9 2010, 00:06:36 UTC

That's how superheroes are, man.

Voice. warrenwhite August 9 2010, 00:08:02 UTC

Yeah, but then he misses a demon invasion in the basement.

Voice. tangentdarko August 10 2010, 06:54:00 UTC

Maybe he's just a really bad superhero.

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