Best spam ever

Jun 04, 2010 13:15

I got a spam today from a sender entitled "Cross Killer". I laughed myself silly and then knew I had to post it to share its WTFery with you all.

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lollerz, spam

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birthingway June 4 2010, 17:26:47 UTC
That is pretty darned funny, in a creepy way!

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the_gersemi June 4 2010, 17:45:42 UTC
Dude, this is totally legit!

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tamago23 June 4 2010, 18:02:23 UTC
The only way you could know that is if... YOU HIRED THEM!

Seriously, your standards for your employees are way too low.

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the_axel June 4 2010, 18:42:28 UTC
Y'know, that is illegal. If it originated from North America whoever sent it is totally convictable.

If there's any contact information on there (and presumably there is if it's an attempt to scam stupid people out of $3000) then you could report that to the police and land them in all sorts of fun.

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tamago23 June 4 2010, 18:54:42 UTC
I'd be shocked if it originated from within North America. Scams like that tend to be Nigerian-based (although I hear an increasing number of scams are originating in Rwanda these days). I can take a look at the IP, but I'm sure it'll be spoofed all to hell.

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the_axel June 4 2010, 23:19:53 UTC
It didn't strike me as a 419 scam up front, but you're right about that. Oddly, a friend of mine got a couple of harassing prank calls along those lines, which she reported to local police & that has led to hilarity in the community, which is probably why I gave it more credence than I have in the past.

http://www.419scam.org/419-hitman-scam.htm

Normally there is something traceable in these e-mails because they need you to be able to send the money to them. Back in the day (lets say 5 years ago), the RCMP had an e-mail address for people to forward them to. I guess they've given up on that approach 'cos it wasn't on the top 10 Google links.

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tamago23 June 4 2010, 23:36:37 UTC
LOL! I guess they weren't having much success with it, since I see the first emails were demanding $80k total, and slowly that's dropped... by now the spammer just wants $6k. ;)

I'm kind of sorry mine didn't have a tagline like "the seer, killer, saver and damager." like one of the spammers on that page, because that's even more lolz.

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yudinsoha June 4 2010, 20:07:46 UTC
Or watch oar for harpoons.

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misslynx June 5 2010, 00:17:46 UTC
Or watch our four harpoons?

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antonchigurh June 5 2010, 18:21:17 UTC
I'll have you know I have no involvement in this neither would I kill you.

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tamago23 June 5 2010, 20:53:20 UTC
I knew you had the capability for sentimental attachment in you somewhere. <3

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goddessfrida June 9 2010, 02:20:39 UTC
I think he meant "neither would I kill you for six grand."

Lookit you, gettin' all hot and bothered!

You aren't *thaaat* special, sister.

;)

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tamago23 June 9 2010, 02:26:04 UTC
ANTON LOVES ME. YOU BE QUIET.

Really though, there's a reason he's been hanging around my journal for like two years now. It's because he's got the hawts for my fine, fine self. He's even given up on complaining when I call him pet names.

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