So yesterday was my birthday.

Not that many people remembered, but some did, so that was cool. Adam did all kinds of awesome things cause he's just that way. <3 My work gave me a cake and put confetti and banners and shit on my cubicle...and that kinda stuff...like, totally matters to me...so it was nice ( Read more... )

Assholes get fired every day. Get over it, dude.

Guilt What is yours? Explain yourself Culinary: Baby Bottle Pops
Strawberry nipples meets powdered candy. The world's most perfect snack.
Literary: Entertainment Weekly I find out about lesser-known films that are either really great or really horrible.Audiovisual: I Love New York It's like a beautiful trainwreck.
Musical: Neil Diamond Me and ( Read more... )

My favorite episodes of the Cosby Show were when they would put on karaoke song productions for their grandparent's birthdays or anniversaries and shit. Those were good 'uns.

And when that old man out-tap dances Heathcliff.

I like my new job, but I hate the daily grind ( Read more... )

Today I had to buy actual slacks for a job. Slacks, dudes.

Then on the way back, my boss has a Neil Diamond CD in, and I was all "Man, Neil Diamond's awesome."

29 in like...a month.

Sometimes...I'm too happy to sleep.

Sorry, Dan, I can't think of anything to post about.

Here's some chicken...

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It's National Pancake Day, guys.

If you go to IHOP, you can get a free short stack.......no purchase necessary.

I know a lot of you are in college and broke, so don't say I never gave you nothin.