Show-Me State asks badass Israel for help

[luzribeiro]

JEFFERSON CITY. Missouri guvnah Jay has sent a formal request to the badass state of Israel to help the lame state of Missouri to deal with the ongoing proto-civil-war that's spreading across the Pit-of-Hell, aka Ferguson. In a surprising move, Jay (whose surname bears an uncanny similarity to that of a former POTUS whose name is not to be named

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[ddstory]

Given Israel's racist record regarding the Palestinians, that alliance seems like the most logical development, yep.

[htpcl]

Sounds plausible enough.

[mahnmut]

"a prosperous US state"

Snortle.

[peamasii]

the irony is that they're probably still more prosperous than the average country in the world...

[mahnmut]

The even bigger irony is that at this point, this is somehow supposed to mean that Missouri is a "prosperous" US state. ;-)

[peamasii]

Considering how impossibly large the debt of states like California is, poor Missouri might ironically still be prosperous! LMAO