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24 - Er...
I got a message from my journal, telling me someone called Alejandro has added me. I'm not making this up, check my profile.
His icon is of a topless guy... I wonder if it's him?
Erm, so I just wanted to say hello! Even if he isn't a patient here - I guess my amazing counselling skills have even spread to Columbia!
This could only happen to me. -
23 - Missing: One Itachi
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Where the fuck is my cousin?
Have we heard back from the police yet? We need more people searching! Sass, did you know anything about this?
I'm going to go drive around the town looking for him and I suppose Deidara too even though he probably duped my innocent cousin into this whole charade.
I knew we shouldn't have put him in there ( Read more... ) -
21 - The Abominable Snowman
So, Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat etc. You know what Obitos do in winter? They hibernate. I am officially locking myself up in my room and not coming out til January. If anyone comes near me with something festive, you will be getting a holly poke to the eye.
hateithateithateit
[Private to self]Why do my cousins always have to ( Read more... ) -
20 - Another Unusual Counseling Method
Is making a bet with a patient ethical? Ah well, too late now.
Ok everyone, I made a bet with Naruto that he couldn't go a week without being perverted. That week is up and I am appealing for witnesses. Has anyone seen Naruto do or say anything perverted at all? Do not be shy, you can come forward under the strictest confidentiality and save me ( Read more... ) -
18 - EMERGENCY
Everyone stop what you are doing! If you were planning on having a breakthrough today, reschedule!
MY GOGGLES ARE MISSING ;_;
I have looked all over the center and I can’t find them at all. It doesn’t help parts of the night I lost them are kinda hazy. I am starting to fear something bad has happened to them ( Read more... ) -
17 - Dream Come True
Since Shikamaru voiced his lack of faith in the online testing system we have, I thought I’d let you all know I am an expert in analyzing dreams. I have the website bookmarked and everything. So! Tell me your dreams, patients of Phoenix, and I will unlock the secrets of your minds! -
16 - Back, With Photos
Well, it was nice to see home again, but it’s also good to be back here. Cousins, I missed you! Actually I missed all your happy little faces.
Speaking of… I FOUND SMILEY PHOTOS! AND BABY PHOTOS! BEHOLD!
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15 - A Well Deserved Holiday
I'm taking some of my vacation time and going home for a week. I wonder if my parents have noticed I've been gone. Behave yourselves ( Read more... )
