Behold my brilliance

[takhisis]

As many of you know, my normal wardrobe consists of combat boots, jeans, and a large selection of tee shirts with pithy sayings on them. But I do like dressing up a bit for work and such, and yesterday's team outing took us to a local festival where I found, of all things, an Xian clothing store selling quite a lot of lovely things

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[chiller]

BAhahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

[sollitaire]

lmao - shall we call you disco Mel now?

[pheylan]

*insert laughing fit here*

I think you must demonstate your discoballness at the next gathering. Especially the jiggling tits part.

For the effect.

Yeah.

[takhisis]

I may show off the shirt, because it is just spiffy

[pheylan]

*snort*

Chest of Chintzy Smiting would be a good name for a band. Glam Rock, I think.

[icewyche]

I can entertain you with how my mighty ribcage did SMITE the Christian shirt of faux rock, and there was much wailing and scattering of Beadazzlement!

And lo, the Fashion Gods DID witness the SMITING of the chintzy Xtian faux-rock shirt, and DID find it most awesome. All hail the Mighty Chest of Shirt-Smiting Doom!

Yeah, those faux-studs suck. I bought a pair of workout pants at a store-closing sale that had them spelling out "Baby Girl" on the back of the waistband. After an hour-long Pilates class, my yoga mat was covered in tiny silver sparkles and the design had been reduced to glue dots and a few forlorn "studs". Just as well, I suppose...40 really is too old to go around with "Baby Girl" emblazoned on your ass. (Anything over 12 is too old, really, but we won't go into that.)

[lurkerwithout]

"But Your Honor, they were magical sparkle tits."

"Case dismissed!"

[chaoswolf1982]

See icon.

[incarnated_joy]

Because I don't think "I'm sorry officer, I was distracted by my tits" is going to hold up in any court of law.

I think you'd be surpised at that.

[takhisis]

Maybe if I had Hyuuuge Tracts O' LandTM that would work, but I'm really barrel-flat-chested. I'm just not used to my boobs having Jazz Hands, as it were.

[incarnated_joy]

*giggle-snort-morning coffe-through-nose*

Aw man I need to wear my sparkly shirt to work now, "my boobs have jazz hands!"

[czarina69]

That makes for a whole new dance routine. :D