Behold my brilliance

[takhisis]

As many of you know, my normal wardrobe consists of combat boots, jeans, and a large selection of tee shirts with pithy sayings on them. But I do like dressing up a bit for work and such, and yesterday's team outing took us to a local festival where I found, of all things, an Xian clothing store selling quite a lot of lovely things

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*insane cackling*

[ophelia_is_dead]

O_O
i would like to be distracted by your boobs too.

[briar_witch]

"Look at my boobs of sparkling light!"

[frankie23]

"I'm sorry officer, I was distracted by my tits"

Goddamnit, if it doesn't get you off, it should.

[takhisis]

You absolutely may, and I am honored! :D

[hoppytoad79]

I'm just glad no cops were around when I made the initial swerve. Because I don't think "I'm sorry officer, I was distracted by my tits" is going to hold up in any court of law.

Hee! Maybe he'd find that so funny he'd just give you a warning and let you go. ;D